Super Important question for the dudes

[Tenacious E]

Cleanest? It's the surest way to end up with a bunch of urine (some of it from previous patrons) splashed on/soaked up by your pants. And if you're a belt guy the end of it could easily end up inside the bottom of the urinal or in a puddle.

True story. Just married at the age of 23, my wife (then 22) and I traveled by car out to Boston with her parents to scout places to live where I was to be stationed in the USAF. My wife asked me if it was weird using rest areas with her dad. I said, no, it's not like we pee next to each other. She said but, yeah, isn't it weird seeing each other's butts with our underwear and pants down by our ankles. I laughed so hard at that.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

We have already established peeing in the shower is the cleanest way to go.

 

[GES4]

Depends. Pants with a zipper, through the hole. I'm not unbuttoning, unbuckling, etc. (And lol, your dicks aren't that big). Athletic shorts without a zipper or boxers alone overnight it's over the top.

Seems like it should be a full stop after Depends.

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[JustSayOV]

I go through the gate 99% percent of the time.

But the funny thing is, with what I wear to work, generally I have a shirt tucked in almost every single day so more times than not, after I relieve Little Mr. OV through the gate, I then unbuckle and drop trough so I can re-tuck my shirt and get squared away again.

So in reality, I should just do that from the start, but alas I don't.

 

[Bishop-71]

Does she hand you back your testicles after you're done?

No. They are always in her purse.

 

[JWolf74]

We have already established peeing in the shower is the cleanest way to go.

You ever have to waffle stomp one?

 

[BlIIlken2]

We have already established peeing in the shower is the cleanest way to go.

Always suck peeing in the shower at the Y. Have to make sure the shower stall downstream is empty and you have plenty of suds to keep the smell to a minimum.

 

[Tenacious E]

You ever have to waffle stomp one?

Doesn't work very well in a home shower.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I see lot of unimportant crap on here about politics and religion and war in the Middle East, and not a lot about really important stuff like this that impacts our daily existence. Personally I can count on one hand the number of times I have used the fly.

How do I go pee? Depends.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

I wear Under Armor cotton charged boxer briefs.

Always use the fly. I won't buy underwear without a fly.

I agree with others. Who in the hell wants to undo their buckle?

 

[Moral]

So you fellas that take the time to fish it (the peen) out of your boxers, do you also feed it (the weiner) out of the pants zipper too with the pants still buttoned?

 

[JWolf74]

So you fellas that take the time to fish it (the peen) out of your boxers, do you also feed it (the weiner) out of the pants zipper too with the pants still buttoned?

Yes. That's what it's for.

Always make sure it's tucked safely back in before zipping up. Always.

 

[Moral]

Yes. That's what it's for.

Always make sure it's tucked safely back in before zipping up. Always.

Okay, say you have on basketball shorts, do you pull down the basketball shorts then fish it out of the peen flap?

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

So you fellas that take the time to fish it (the peen) out of your boxers, do you also feed it (the weiner) out of the pants zipper too with the pants still buttoned?

Well yeah. What would pee the point of using one fly and not the other?

 

[Moral]

Well yeah. What would pee the point of using one fly and not the other?

Because one fly doesn't have violent YKK penis scrapers on it? If you sit down to pee, but not poop, do you feed it out of the fly still? TIA

 

[NDallasRuss]

Okay, say you have on basketball shorts, do you pull down the basketball shorts then fish it out of the peen flap?

Either pull shorts and underwear down and pee over the top or, depending on the shorts, pull the shorts/underwear leg openings up some and come out through the leg opening if it's less hassle.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

If you sit down to pee, but not poop, do you feed it out of the fly still? TIA

WTF?

 

[Moral]

WTF?

I'm just trying to learn!

 

[Rustys Dad]

When wearing a belt for work:
Gate

Casual clothes: no gate

 

[4ohs]

Tried using the gate once or twice a long time ago.

Now, considering the amount of liquid be expunged, and the few extra pounds I’ve acquired the last few years, any impediments inevitably leave a few drops.

 

[goldmom]

As the only woman reading HROT on the regular I need to say it:
TTIWWP

 

[Moral]

As the only woman reading HROT on the regular I need to say it:
TTIWWP

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Always suck peeing in the shower at the Y. Have to make sure the shower stall downstream is empty and you have plenty of suds to keep the smell to a minimum.

I'm not one to call out poors, the YMCA?

 

[BlIIlken2]

I'm not one to call out poors, the YMCA?

Find me another swimming pool with lanes open year round that’s not clogged up to high hell. You think I like old man dongs?!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Find me another swimming pool with lanes open year round that’s not clogged up to high hell. You think I like old man dongs?!

I can't disagree with you. My gym requires you to set apt for pool time, hence I haven't been there since.

 

[JWolf74]

Okay, say you have on basketball shorts, do you pull down the basketball shorts then fish it out of the peen flap?

No, as I said before, I just go over the top of I'm wearing something without a fly. Or if it's overnight and I'm just wearing the boxers to sleep.

 

[Tenacious E]

Find me another swimming pool with lanes open year round that’s not clogged up to high hell. You think I like old man dongs?!

 

[wjr1818]

I’ve been in a lot of corporate offices waiting in line to piss and I’ve never actually reviewed how everyone pees but now I will.

I’m shocked how many go thru the fly. Maybe it’s because I buy briefs that make me go over the top and never thought of this.

Now I’m going to start watching. Thanks HORT.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

everything to my ankles.

Not sure if serious but there’s a guy at my office who drops his pants all the way to the floor when using the urinal. I think he does so to mop up the stray urine pools on the floor. I can appreciate the effort but it’s a bit unsettling.

 

[GES4]

Find me another swimming pool with lanes open year round that’s not clogged up to high hell. You think I like old man dongs?!

An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles...-blow-drying-his-balls-in-the-gym-locker-room

 

[pink shizzle]

I actually didn't know there were people that went through the gate.

 

[JustSayOV]

I actually didn't know there were people that went through the gate.

I mean.....the obvious question (or comment I should say) is why the heck do you guys all think "the gate" is in almost every pair of underwear????? If not to use to pull the peen through to take a leak???

 

[pink shizzle]

I mean.....the obvious question (or comment I should say) is why the heck do you guys all think "the gate" is in almost every pair of underwear????? If not to use to pull the peen through to take a leak???

For when the peen is feeling confined and wants to pop out for a breather 😉

I get why the hole is there, just didn't think anyone actually used it.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

If you really want to catch some eyes, piss through the gloryhole

 

[goldmom]

Based on my super secret research guys who wear boxers just pull em down.
Guys who still wear tighty whites do too. I really don’t understand why they still make em with that little opening. 😒🚀