BT: Hi Coach Cael, I'm starting to think I am not welcome here.
Coach Cael: BT, you are more than welcome here. I look forward to four more years of having you wrestle for us.
BT: Coach, I have an issue...My gear is no longer in my locker and the lock has been changed.
Coach Cael: <ahem> Meant to tell you about that. Since we are running out of lockers, we gave you Teasdale's old spot in the janitor's closet...right behind the cleaning products.
BT: Oh.
Coach Cael: Also, we are starting a new program here at PSU for the summer and you have been selected to be the test case!! We want to test the psychology of having a wrestler "rough it" on his own and see how that relates to performance levels. So...we are going to issue you a tent, sleeping bag, and all the fixins and put you out into the woods for the spring and summer. No meal card needed, no cushy dorm room...no siree bub. Scrounge what you need. Good news, we will let you shower in the locker room during off peak hours...cold water only.