************THE ACTUAL OFFICIAL HURRICANE IRMA FOR REAL TOTES THREAD**************

[The_Joker13]

Alright bros, I don't know what happened to McLovin's lame ass official thread, but this is the real deal! Ground zero checking in. About to jump in the hot tub before shit gets super real. I gots my johhny walker poured and I'm ready for this thing!!!! I will be checking in as long as I has the electricities and wifis.


Edit: Just had crazy morning sechs and I'm still drunk AF from last night. Whooo!!!!!

 

[lucas80]

Where are you at? Invite Mariana Atencio to do a live report from your house.

 

[The_Joker13]

Where are you at? Invite Mariana Atencio to do a live report from your house.

She just left....from my penis!!!!! HIYOOOOO!!!!! WHOOO!!!!

 

[lucas80]

She just left....from my penis!!!!! HIYOOOOO!!!!! WHOOO!!!!

If hurricane force winds can't get those stretchy pants off of her hips and thighs then I don't think you did.

 

[The_Joker13]

If hurricane force winds can't get those stretchy pants off of her hips and thighs then I don't think you did.

Touché

 

[The Tradition]

Alright bros, I don't know what happened to McLovin's lame ass official thread, but this is the real deal! Ground zero checking in. About to jump in the hot tub before shit gets super real. I gots my johhny walker poured and I'm ready for this thing!!!! I will be checking in as long as I has the electricities and wifis.


Edit: Just had crazy morning sechs and I'm still drunk AF from last night. Whooo!!!!!

Are you securing your hot tub cover with cider blocks like the crazy chick in the keys on the Irma wouldja thread?

 

[The_Joker13]

Are you securing your hot tub cover with cider blocks like the crazy chick in the keys on the Irma wouldja thread?

I live in apartment building, so no. #winning

 

[The Tradition]

I live in apartment building, so no. #winning

Surprised apartment management hasn't closed the pool and spa area.

 

[The_Joker13]

Surprised apartment management hasn't closed the pool and spa area.

Bro, I know we've never met, but I run shit son.

 

[The_Joker13]

Update: it's raining

 

[The Tradition]

Update: it's raining

Hide under a table!

 

[naturalmwa]

I bet there are a lot of hurricane babies born in 9 months.

 

[The_Joker13]

I bet there are a lot of hurricane babies born in 9 months.

Probably, if I wasn't snipped I would probably have triplets on the way with all the sex I've had this morning

 

[The_Joker13]

Let's also make this the official make fun of trads weak ass attempt to be funny all stars thread

 

[TDJ7]

Update: There's no 'H' in WOOOOOOOOO

 

[The_Joker13]

Update: There's no 'H' in WOOOOOOOOO

False, update: your moms a whore



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EDIT: JK, love you and your moms nice.

 

[The Tradition]

Update: There's no 'H' in WOOOOOOOOO

This checks out. No "H" in Woooo.

 

[The_Joker13]

False, update: your moms a whore



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This checks out. No "H" in Woooo.

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[The_Joker13]

Update: Still raining and I'm probably definitively positively maybe drunk. Sorry not sorry.

 

[The Tradition]

Update: Still raining and I'm probably definitively positively maybe drunk. Sorry not sorry.

Getting drunk before the storm surge sucks you out to sea is pretty much mandatory. No reason to be sorry.

 

[The_Joker13]

Getting drunk before the storm surge sucks you out to sea is pretty much mandatory. No reason to be sorry.

Thanks brosef. So far so good, I don't think the heavy stuff hits till late tonight. I'm gonna go and watch the foosball at the only bar open in town. Fergs. Go Pack!!!!!

 

[Chuck C]

Tampa Bay

 

[The_Joker13]

Update: at Fergs. The I club bar btw and life is good. #FvckIrma

 

[The Tradition]

Update: at Fergs. The I club bar btw and life is good. #FvckIrma

No curfew? Alcohol sales are still allowed?

 

[The_Joker13]

No curfew? Alcohol sales are still allowed?

Curfew starts at 5. Alcohol? No idea, bar is serving and I'm stocked up at home.

 

[moral_victory]

The stars check out while the caps lock represents the severity of the storm. Posting in an official.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

 

[The Tradition]

Hey Joker, you still out there, bro?

 

[Daggerfoot]

Hey Joker, you still out there, bro?

He gone...

 

[Chewback]

Hide under a table!

Well he's in the hot tub so wet already.

 

[Chewback]

He gone...

Yeah maybe but with a smile on his face. It's nice to enjoy your demise.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

 

[The Tradition]

Seriously, I hope he's okay.

 

[Big_Palooka]

Winds up to 55-60mph by me now. Glad that it has weakened to a cat 2. 100-110mph is a lot better than the 125 mph they were predicting this morning

 

[The Tradition]

Winds up to 55-60mph by me now. Glad that it has weakened to a cat 2. 100-110mph is a lot better than the 125 mph they were predicting this morning

Glad you're still with us, bro. Update if you can!

 

[Big_Palooka]

I still have electricity, so feel pretty lucky. Some in Sarasota have been without power since early afternoon.

 

[moral_victory]

Seriously, I hope he's okay.

Maybe he is passed out drunk.

 

[The Tradition]

Maybe he is passed out drunk.

Probably for the best. My wife (no pics) is wasted on wine and Xanax.

 

[Big_Palooka]

Shoot..... Just lost power. Probably better get off this forum to save phone battery power.

 

[The Tradition]

Shoot..... Just lost power. Probably better get off this forum to save phone battery power.

Stay safe, my friend!