The Obama’s

[ihhawk]

Sorry if Pepsi but I didn’t see a thread about the Obama’s potential divorce.

Michelle was not at the funeral nor at the inauguration. Rumors on the internet are that Barack and Jennifer Anniston have a fling.

What’s everyone’s thoughts?

 

[Bonerfarts]

I think you are pretty dumb.

 

[QChawks]

 

[BioHawk]

Pretty early to be hitting the crack pipe.

 

[torbee]

The Obama's what?

 

[mnole03]

I thought you all believed Barack was gay and Michelle was a man.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

I mean, not everyone gets a shot at
Jennifer Aniston.

It’s a no-brainer, Barack.

 

[praguehawk]

DOGE needs to save us all a bunch of money and eliminate all the extra apostrophes that are being used. These aren't free. Maybe an executive order that requires government agencies to immediately reduce the usage of these would be useful. Reduce demand and prices for them should go down.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

But were the Obama’’’’’’’’s on a break

Edit: Added some more apostrophe’’’’’s because who gets off on grammar issues but is okay with calling a person a they/them

 

[Scott559]

. Rumors on the internet are that Barack and Jennifer Anniston have a fling.

What’s everyone’s thoughts?

 

[BioHawk]

I mean, not everyone gets a shot at
Jennifer Aniston.

It’s a no-brainer, Barack.

That is a good point.

 

[Aardvark86]

I agree with comments 2-4, and on top of that, gossip is pathetic.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

DOGE needs to save us all a bunch of money and eliminate all the extra apostrophes that are being used. These aren't free. Maybe an executive order that requires government agencies to immediately reduce the usage of these would be useful. Reduce demand and prices for them should go down.

I think they have plans to eliminate the letter D as well….

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Going from big Mike to everyone's 2000s sweetheart would be a solid upgrade.

 

[GES4]

Sorry if Pepsi but I didn’t see a thread about the Obama’s potential divorce.

Michelle was not at the funeral nor at the inauguration. Rumors on the internet are that Barack and Jennifer Anniston have a fling.

What’s everyone’s thoughts?

Your subject line makes my apostrophe ADD twitch.

 

[Tom Paris]

I mean, not everyone gets a shot at
Jennifer Aniston.

It’s a no-brainer, Barack.

2025 Jennifer Aniston is not 2015 Jennifer Aniston. Sadly.

 

[runkpanole]

*Obamas not Obama’s unless OP is trying to possess Michelle.

 

[IACub]

 

[millah_22]

Any sources on Barackiston outside of India news outlets?

 

[runkpanole]

But were the Obama’s on a break

 

[Aardvark86]

I had this weird elementary substitute teacher who used to pronouce it "a-puh-strof"

 

[fivecardstud14]

Going from big Mike to everyone's 2000s sweetheart would be a solid upgrade.

It’s funny to see big Mike. You’re only the 8,538 person to say it. Gets a laugh every time, you’re so original!

 

[BioHawk]

2025 Jennifer Aniston is not 2015 Jennifer Aniston. Sadly.

Well, Barrack isn't exactly a spring chicken these days either. As I have gotten older I've noticed that I tend to remember people as they were when they were younger than how they are now, provided there isn't a massive change in appearance.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Leave it to the republican to have to do the work.....

 

[Finance85]

I don't really care.

 

[runkpanole]

Leave it to the republican to have to do the work.....

OP is a Republican, but you’re a better man.

 

[Tom Paris]

Well, Barrack isn't exactly a spring chicken these days either. As I have gotten older I've noticed that I tend to remember people as they were when they were younger than how they are now, provided there isn't a massive change in appearance.

Please, we all know we men keep getting better looking. I mean, if Barack wants to cheat he could go after Sydney Sweeney or Alexandra Daddario. Too lazy for pics.

 

[Derekd3408]

I agree with comments 2-4, and on top of that, gossip is pathetic when it's about someone I politically align with.

FIFY

 

[luvmyhawks]

Michelle wasn’t at the funeral because she was slated to sit next to diaper Donnie. She wasn’t at the inauguration because she despises diaper don. It’s really that simple. Can you blame her?

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

It’s funny to see big Mike. You’re only the 8,538 person to say it. Gets a laugh every time, you’re so original!

Me'shell would have been my preference.

Those lats though......

 

[Derekd3408]

If I was 10 years older, I would throw away my family for a shot at JA. As it sits, she's a little old for me.

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

I think you are pretty dumb.

Hilarious that you had to edit your own post 3 times to get it correct enough to call someone dumb.

 

[Mister_Man]

Yes, I could see her skipping the inauguration if they were separated, but not Carter's funeral. I hope that it's not something to do with her health.

 

[Champ_Kind_whammy]

Sorry if Pepsi but I didn’t see a thread about the Obama’s potential divorce.

Michelle was not at the funeral nor at the inauguration. Rumors on the internet are that Barack and Jennifer Anniston have a fling.

What’s everyone’s thoughts?

THE LEFT "couples" for power. Everything is about power ... love is something foreign to them.
The good news for Obama-Sin-Laden, now he can marry Adam Schifty or Gavin Newcum.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

2025 Jennifer Aniston is not 2015 Jennifer Aniston. Sadly.

But still….

 

[yescyam]

I had this weird elementary substitute teacher who used to pronouce it "a-puh-strof"

She was no doubt a whore and was letting one of your classmates plow her.

 

[Aardvark86]

FIFY

Not really. I don't actually align with him politically. But to your point, it's even more pathetic when it's about someone you don't politically align with.

 

[runkpanole]

But were the Obama’’’’’’’’s on a break

Edit: Added some more apostrophe’’’’’s because who gets off on grammar issues but is okay with calling a person a they/them

The edit makes you sound even dumber. I didn’t believe that was possible. Congrats.

 

[BioHawk]

Michelle wasn’t at the funeral because she was slated to sit next to diaper Donnie. She wasn’t at the inauguration because she despises diaper don. It’s really that simple. Can you blame her?

Yeah, but that's not the reason MAGA's want to believe she wasn't there. I mean, in their world the very idea of not wanting to falate yourself at Trump's feet is unimaginable so clearly it has to be something like this.

 

[goldmom]

Well, Barrack isn't exactly a spring chicken these days either. As I have gotten older I've noticed that I tend to remember people as they were when they were younger than how they are now, provided there isn't a massive change in appearance.

Hey when you’re my age that’s SOP.
I can only hope people remember me as I was in college.
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