the thing you always lose

[Colonoscopy]

Tape measure. I could have everything else in life humming along, perfectly aligned and the tape measure would still be missing.

I swear I've bought a half dozen over the years and yet today as I embark on another DIY project I cannot find one.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Top drawer of my toolbox. Always.

 

[QChawks]

gonna measure that tiny wanker?

 

[drew_hawk]

My self-respect after waiting in line over 2 hours for my turn with OP's Mom.

 

[DooBi]

Needle nose pliers for fishing. I own 6 or 8 pairs because when I only own 1 or 2 I really own zero.

 

[blackbones]

Anybody that uses a fire stick knows....

 

[MitchLL]

Arguments with my old lady.

Even when I win, she gets pissed, so I still lose.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

I have some tools in basement and garage. Bet the farm, whatever I am looking for is not in the place I look first.

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

I have some tools in basement and garage. Bet the farm, whatever I am looking for is not in the place I look first.

Same. Every time.

 

[torbee]

Needle nose pliers for fishing. I own 6 or 8 pairs because when I only own 1 or 2 I really own zero.

I NEVER have the tool I need to cut line

 

[Moral]

I NEVER have the tool I need to cut line

I had that problem. All of my fishing bags have multiple finger nail clippers in them now.

 

[The Tradition]

the thing you always lose​

An argument with Mrs. Tradition (no pics).

 

[General Tso]

Ear buds
Allen wrench
Phone

 

[lonestar50]

Anybody that uses a fire stick knows....

I used to have that problem until we got a dog that has an innate ability to lay on it and press buttons

 

[ozzie8]

The ****ing remote in my living room. I’m pretty sure it got tossed with wrapping paper

 

[millah_22]

my virginity every time i'm born again.

 

[torbee]

Am I really the first to say “my D in OP’s mom’s B?” 🤔

 

[13thman]

Whenever I need a Phillips screwdriver all I can find are flat screwdrivers.
Whenever I need a flat screwdriver all I can find are Phillips screwdrivers.