Playing golf with? I'm going NC. With his usernames alone we could fill an entire charity best shot tournament. That's a lot of cheddar his mom will be on the hook to pay for.
Beers with? It's
@torbee all the way - guy knows his beer. You don't get fat-fit (his words, no fat shaming from me) without that knowledge. Plus, he'll bring the QC pizza.
Hit the town looking for ladies and then just dominating terrible food with? It's
@pink shizzle - no brainer. I've figured out over the years that he and l like to eat. Plus, his muscles will help pull the chicks.
Church? I'm going with
@RNHawk so I'd feel safe.
Trump Rally?
@The Tradition so I can hide in a cloud of smoke.
Biden Rally?
@Chishawk1425 so I can sneak out without him noticing because his head is buried in twitter.
Trip to the Kremlin?
@abby97 - you know he knows his way around.
To the Louvre?
@Moral so we can make fun of all the art together. Plus, added benefit my microwave is on the outs and he could help pick out a new on on the way home.
To hell? Duh,
@THE_DEVIL of course.
To a comedy show? On amateur night,
@FAUlty Gator - he doesn't know just how many ways he is funny.
To a gay club?
@NoleATL - I'm straight and I'm fine going to a gay club. However, I have boundaries - and if there's anyone that can spot a repressed christian with groping hands that I need to watch my back for - it's him.
To a Taylor Swift concert?
@Speedway1 - yeah, I want out of here too buddy.
To fine dining?
@GOHOX69 because we'd go somewhere he'd be all uppity about and I'd tell him I had just as good of <insert food> at applebee's last week and watch his head explode.
Just a few off the top of my head...
