There is a black guy in my office

[dgordo]

Should i call the cops or just shoot him myself?

 

[jscott78]

Should i call the cops or just shoot him myself?

Stand your ground. And if he raises his arms, empty your pretty gun.

 

[ThorneStockton]

He might be one of them who works? Did you order anything?

 

[moral_victory]

Don't worry about it. They are more afraid of you than you are of them.

 

[Lone Clone]

There was one on my golf course this morning, armed with clubs.

 

[ping72]

Do not try to be a hero, just pull the fire alarm and get out of there.

 

[Greenway12]

Are you sure it's not Rachel Dolezal - maybe someone just identifying as a black person?

 

[ANYCHawk]

There was one on my golf course this morning, armed with clubs.

LC a poor. No way there's a black guy on the course at a private club.

 

[lucas80]

Go tell him you are all for Affirmative Action and ask him where he played basketball at.
Also, and I assume this goes without saying, put your valuables in a locked drawer and keep the white women away from him.

 

[prlyles]

LC a poor. No way there's a black guy on the course at a private club.

Caddy......

 

[ChrisVarick]

Probably just responding to your wife's Craigslist posting and got confused on the location.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Caddy......

Not at a decent one...also No @dgordo s allowed

 

[prlyles]

Should i call the cops or just shoot him myself?

Are you sure he's black? Offer him some watermelon or fried chicken....

 

[HawkFantastic]

There was one on my golf course this morning, armed with clubs.

So you saw Tiger Woods?

 

[dgordo]

Good news, he was just here to clean the carpet. It was a close call but we will survive.

 

[unIowa]

He might be one of them who works? Did you order anything?

You think he is delivering drugs???

 

[unIowa]

There was one on my golf course this morning, armed with clubs.

So you saw Tiger Woods?

Tiger isn't on the course much anymore.

 

[ThorneStockton]

You think he is delivering drugs???

What else could it be? guns?

 

[HawkFantastic]

Tiger isn't on the course much anymore.

So you're saying there's 3 black guys that play golf? Riiiiigggggttttt. Next you want to tell me a black guy showed up a local hockey rink.

 

[QChawks]

Good news, he was just here to clean the carpet. It was a close call but we will survive.

Ah. Obviously it had to be grunt work.

Whew glad this turned out Ok

 

[Lone Clone]

LC a poor. No way there's a black guy on the course at a private club.

So....you clean your own clubs?

 

[ANYCHawk]

So....you clean your own clubs?

No. Alfred of Jeeves does it, I don't know the English guy's name though. I like not to learn to much about the help.