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This man has good advice for you low self-esteem straight guys
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Years ago a friend took a group of us on a gay bar crawl in Dallas. Had an absolute blast. One of the girls that was with us (no pics, it was a long time ago) was extremely hot and well-tattooed. She was so afraid that the women would think that she way gay, that she basically just made out with me the entire night. Meanwhile, like the guy in the video says, everyone we met was super nice
If u had played your cards right u could have gotten a three way. Missed opportunity. Hope u learned from the experience.
Worked at a gay bar in Cali for a few months. Absolutely cleaned up on the girls that would come in. /csb
Ahem, he was in Dallas, not New Orleans and no word of college coeds.
I try to be honest, so...
In the end, she had too much to drink. I tried to get her sober so we could resume our activities, but it was not to be. So, I made sure she got back safely to her apartment, tucked her into bed, and left.
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I get a few chuckles out of some of the outfits straight guys wear to Casey’s. Crocs and unbuttoned shirt with old cut off jeans.
Well I didn’t specify what type of three way.
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Is "disclosire" the accepted ghey spelling? Is that like how the British misspell cheque?
Nothing says good morning like a beer gut and nice pair of jorts!
Gay guys find me more hideous than straight chicks. I'll stick to the tried and true rejections from high maintenance women.
I see more of the socks and slippers that old people wear around the house. I can’t imagine how much snow gets in there when the slipper is open in the back.
Fuggin kids are weird.
My no pic daughter and her friends loved to go to straight night at gay bars in their post college youth (in Dallas) because she said the guys were the best dancers and they always had a blast.
When I say unbuttoned shirt. I mean bare chest btw. I get some folks are laborers, roofers, farmers, etc. but come on man.I see more of the socks and slippers that old people wear around the house. I can’t imagine how much snow gets in there when the slipper is open in the back.
Fuggin kids are weird.
Years ago I was playing ball in Ames in a softball tourney for the Iowa games. The guys wanted to go to the strip bar and the girlfriends were fine with it so we all went.
The GF was the fun kind not the long term kind and at the end of the night her and a stripper were getting chummy. The stripper asked me if she could come back to the hotel with us and in the biggest mistake of my life I declined.
I deserve all the vitriol and ridicule that comes my way.
They actually do tend to be more chill than regular bars. However, they are still bars and come with all bar bullshit. Unfortunately, I have "self control issues" when it comes to alcohol so I can't go to bars or gay bars.
Self control issues. Does that apply to only alcohol or does it include dick sucking.
Back in the 1980s when I was an undergrad at Iowa, my buddies and I would often frequent the gay bar that was near the county jail because the pool table was almost always available, their regular clientele didn't really use it much.
I can't remember the name of the bar now, my old brain can't seem to retrieve it from my memory banks.
I can't remember the name of the bar now, my old brain can't seem to retrieve it from my memory banks.
I couldn’t walk more than two feet and not have a gay dude on me whenever I went to those types of establishments. I didn’t mind it because I knew the joke was on them, and never felt nervous or out of place.
The gf’s I was with at the time thought it was cute that guys were all over “her man.” Guess the joke’s on them too.
The gf’s I was with at the time thought it was cute that guys were all over “her man.” Guess the joke’s on them too.
A girl I used to date in HS had a sister who would go to Club 13 or whatever it was on Market and Gilbert. I asked her why and she told me she liked to dance, none of the guys would get "handsy" with her, and they didn't care how old she was.
No pics and CSB.
No pics and CSB.
Perhaps beardo brought it up (can't be bothered to listen to a hillbilly poet lecture), but it can also be a good exercise for straight guys to experience what being hit on feels like when you're not into it.
I'm not hot enough for the real hunks, but I've just happened to have been walking by a gay bar (25-30 times in the course of one afternoon) when a squat little softball-playin' gay told me he liked the way the sun hit my hair. I tousled my coif and coyly remarked, "This old rug?" and skipped away, feeling slightly creeped out, but I also felt like a real hot piece of ass. I still think about it sometimes at 3am.
This was 620. My friends and I would hang out here all the time, it was our own private meat market if you will. The hottest girls would hang out here because there wasn't the frat boy types there and they played great music. I have good dancing skills so that helped I'm sure but those were great times. We were there on their final night and they brought down all the liquor on the bar and it was free drinks!
One of my best friends met his fiance at the Garden in Des Moines. My wife and I go to the gay bars in des moines all the time. Blazing Saddles is a riot and the drinks are great!
I'm damn disappointed I missed that last call! 620 it was indeed, not sure what the number referenced, maybe the street address? Do you remember what year it closed?
Hooking up with a stripper isn’t all that great. But a 3 way would be a whole different story.
I respectfully disagree.
Dating a stripper, in my experience, wasn't ideal, but hooking up was a different story.
