I always loved the Tavern Hawk narrative. One of the dumbest "burns" out there. Their basic premise is to mock Iowa for having the ability to command interest and loyalty from people who didn't even actually attend the University, unlike them, whose fan base is populated virtually exclusively by "true" fans who went to ISU. Meaning, the only people that pay any attention to them are the ones who got brainwashed while spending 4 years in that backwater hell-hole that is Lames and don't know that there are better things out there.
In some states this is called inbreeding