Triggered Florida Biden voter gets what's coming….
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The LEO was very professional. That's the way most non-violent encounters should be. Note - the offender is from NY.
Oh man…this is some serious fap material for HORTer MAGAs. Have at it boys, don’t beat it too hard though, remember you’ll go blind.
That said, vehicle vandals are SOTE. Even one rung lower than a person that puts political stickers on their car and that’s hard to do!
Also, seems silly to get sent to jail for this. Seems like something that could be handled outside of using resources for incarceration. Gotta keep all those people employed and the industrial complex fed though.
That said, vehicle vandals are SOTE. Even one rung lower than a person that puts political stickers on their car and that’s hard to do!
Also, seems silly to get sent to jail for this. Seems like something that could be handled outside of using resources for incarceration. Gotta keep all those people employed and the industrial complex fed though.
It's unlikely the offender will be incarcerated, It's more likely restitution will be required as a condition of probation. The threat of jail is needed in many cases for restitution to actually happen. It's relatively easy to get a civil judgement, though it van be time consuming and a hassle, but not so easy to collect.
The night in the clink just to see the judge so all you described can happen just seems dumb. Like I said though, from the guy at the front desk to the guy who cooks the hard boiled eggs - the monster must be fed.
'Pick up some Key Lime Pie"... that's some ironic comedy.
ooooh. now there's an app for the ages -- arrest, booking, and bail on your phone for property crimes!!! Government contracts here i come!!!
You laugh.
I’ve thought about it. “Waiting for the judge” is so pre-dotcom. I’ve got the tech skills if you’ve got the legal chops. Who wants to be a millionaire?
Due process? I got yer process right here...You laugh.
I’ve thought about it. “Waiting for the judge” is so pre-dotcom. I’ve got the tech skills if you’ve got the legal chops. Who wants to be a millionaire?
People don’t go to jail for stealing millions from old people. They won’t get any time for this. Worst case a fine and probation.
AI brother.
How hard can it be to set bail or remand? Judge Three Hands can take care of it.
Due process intact!
Free. Your. Mind,
I'm aware. I guess I should have clarified. Going to clink for the night to see the judge - which this fella got to go do - is stupid in my book. Waste of resources for petty crime. @Aardvark86 and I evidently are going to solve it and make millions though.
Poor guy. The wife will be giving him grief about that the rest of his days
I was thinking the same thing. He's never going to hear the end of it.
The night in prison would suck in Florida.
But that guys wife is going to murder him.
But that guys wife is going to murder him.
if nothing else, a judge could easily issue a standing order on bail for suspects meeting certain listed conditions. scheduling a court date is easy. checking a pending offenses/outstanding warrants database is easy. I mean, who reads "terms and conditions" on online offers? same here.AI brother.
How hard can it be to set bail or remand? Judge Three Hands can take care of it.
Due process intact!
Free. Your. Mind,
Women are like elephants...they never forget.
She's a simmering powder keg. She'll have the upper hand in every argument till the end of his days.
He might as well pull the trigger on the divorce.
Half kidding.
Poor guy. The wife will be giving him grief about that the rest of his days
No woman remains that quiet unless she has a lot to yell about later...
They also tend to embellish the story though to make sure you sound as bad as humanely possible so they don't have to take any of the blame for some crap they more than likely had a hand in.
She's thinking of every hurtful, degrading dig she can fire his way.
She's contemplating every last concession she'll be able to get out of him.
T's and P's.
...and honestly we really don't have to worry too much about the justice industrial complex, because so many of these chowderheads will forget about what they clicked through, and the cops will have to round them up again, which will just lead to more transaction fees!!!!!!
Now you're thinking...we're half way there!
The problem with guys is we simply don't remember shit like they do.
My wife still brings up crap I did 30 yrs ago. I can't remember the shit she did last week.
So when it comes to arguments about past transgressions I just waive the white flag cuz I have no shot.
Refreshing to see body camera footage where the perp understands he simply fücked up and that complaining to the cop and crying about all the wrongs ever perpetrated on him won't change that fact and JUST FUKKIN COMPLIES.
Also, assuming the perp owns that house in the keys, he'll have no issues covering the 6k to paint the truck he damaged. About one month Airbnb rate there if he needs to.
Also, assuming the perp owns that house in the keys, he'll have no issues covering the 6k to paint the truck he damaged. About one month Airbnb rate there if he needs to.
yeah, I sometimes tell my kids that in the old days, on tv when the cop yelled "stop, police!" the perp would generally do just that instead of either (i) fleeing, (ii) taking a hostage, or (iii) pulling out a weapon.
Brilliant. The only question is how do we license this thing? Software as a Service or transaction based?
A few things. People who can't control their emotions any better are ridulous. I see tons of "Let's Go Brandon" stickers. I ignore them.
Wondering what year this was. The cop said $6K to repaint the truck. I was quoted $10,000 - $12,000 to repaint a 2005 Toyota Matrix.
Wondering what year this was. The cop said $6K to repaint the truck. I was quoted $10,000 - $12,000 to repaint a 2005 Toyota Matrix.
This video relates so well to HROT. Several of the conservative posters for sure have the Brandon bumper stickers and I can easily see several liberal posters in here that would get mad enough to key their vehicle
a hybrid model; when crime is high, transaction fees, and when crime is low, saas [remember, i spend most of my days working with pharma pricing gurus]
Max caps on transactions before the fees kick in. Yes! Dude. We’re going to be able to afford repainting lots of keyed trucks.
LOL.
Getting involved with people's bumper stickers rarely ends well, like the young priest at our parish who left a note telling the parishioner he/she should reconsider taking communion for a sticker that supported a candidate that supported abortion rights.
But my favorite bumper sticker quip was Steve Czaban sports radio guy noting that of all the religions on those "Coexist" bumper stickers, only one seemed to have a hard time getting along with all of the others.
Now we just need to come up with a catchy app name. How about "A Perp in Hand...", or "The Booker"
She didn't look surprised about any of it. Like "Yep I know, he's a POS what can I say?".
also, you do realize that we haven't even scratched the surface potential here from a monetizing perspective.
For example, we could provide an option where the app can connect the perp with a bail bondsman at the point of arrest, which of course is not only more transaction fees, but also
As far as marketing goes, we just do a little product placement in one of those shows like "Cops", and when people see how quick and easy it was, EVERYONE will want to get arrested and will demand that their state/local authorities have this to speed up the judicial process!!!!
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