Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing

[Chief Turkeyscratch]

How do you even get 100 monkeys to begin with?

A truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania, state police said as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.

The truck carrying the animals crashed with a dump truck in the afternoon in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item.

Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police at 570-524-2662.

It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash.

Police: Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing

 

[The Tradition]

Sounds like there's some monkey business going on here....

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

That’s where my monkeys are! It was a package deal, I only needed 10 but had to buy 100!

 

[h-hawk]

We can now replace Congress!

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Better than ending up in a lab, I guess

 

[win4jj]

Monkeys from outer space.

 

[TunzaHawk]

Monkeys see, Monkeys do.

 

[thewop]

Sasquatch sightings forthcoming

 

[The Tradition]

If you put 100 monkeys in front of 100 typewriters, something something.....

 

[baddog25]

that much less child support for the mango mussolini.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

A few fled to OP Mom’s house:

In all seriousness, this is how it starts:

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[QChawks]

I bet the police were going ape shit

 

[win4jj]

It appears some apes are more equal than others.

 

[ConvenientParking]

@EvilMonkeyInTheCloset what gives?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Right turn Clyde....

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

@EvilMonkeyInTheCloset what gives?

Ya know that thing where the monkeys get tested in a lab, and they start to get smart, and then they escape and slowly. begin to enact their plan for global domination?.................

 

[red/green hawk]

This should've been 3rd or 4th post of this thread...

 

[HawkBall23]

 

[Chief Turkeyscratch]

US: Lab monkeys found and killed after Pennsylvania road crash​

Three monkeys from Mauritius have been killed after fleeing a road crash in the US state of Pennsylvania. All 100 of the animals that were being transported to a lab when the crash occurred have now been accounted for. three monkeys have been found and killed after the vehicle carrying them to a laboratory crashed in the US state of Pennsylvania, allowing them to escape.

The vehicle was transporting Cynomolgus monkeys, also known as long-tailed macaques. The animals can cost up to $10,000 each (E8,800) and have been in demand for coronavirus vaccine research, according to the New York Times.

Local news said a police helicopter with thermal cameras was used to track down the monkeys, while officers on the ground used powerful flashlights.

Residents of the area were advised not to approach the monkeys and to call emergency services in case of a sighting.

US: Lab monkeys found and killed after Pennsylvania road crash

 

[The Tradition]

That seems harsh. Do they not have tranquilizer darts in Pennsylvania?

 

[win4jj]

That seems harsh. Do they not have tranquilizer darts in Pennsylvania?

We’re talking about people right?

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Monkeys Monkeys Monkeys!