Trump is out boinking porn stars, so...

[sabula]

Who do you suppose Melania is out boinking? Some rich Greek tycoon... a la Jackie Kennedy? Or one of Lying Donnie Sexual Abuser's friends? Oh wait, he has no friends. So who?

 

[Moral]

My guess is the Sum 41 singer.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

 

[Huey Grey]

Probably her secret service detail.

 

[Torg]

BINGO!!! Macron it is.

 

[dgordo]

barons real dad.