Trump picks Dr. Oz to lead massive Medicare, Medicaid agency CMS
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Here's the thing, I don't know which of these are jokes until i open them and see a link.
For all the good Oprah has brought to the world, she sure made some nuts famous!
I can't stop laughing. This country deserves it. I hope these people shit in the mouths of people who voted for Trump. Enjoy.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
It’s a TV host takeover! I have some more recommendations:
- Pat Sajak for Dept of Education: he made a living based on a spelling game after all
- Geraldo Rivera for head of FBI: he investigated Al Capone’s vault once
- Lou Dobbs for Commerce Secretary: he talks business on his shows
I can't see the link (work blocks twitter) so I am going to assume the way you guys are laughing that this is a joke.
Lou Dobbs is dead... although I'm not sure it would matter.
Trump always picks the best people. This article is from before Trump was ever president:
Talk show host Dr. Mehmet Oz is defending himself against a group of doctors who accuse him of “manifesting an egregious lack of integrity” in his TV and promotional work and who call his faculty position at Columbia University unacceptable.
Talk show host Dr. Mehmet Oz is defending himself against a group of doctors who accuse him of “manifesting an egregious lack of integrity” in his TV and promotional work and who call his faculty position at Columbia University unacceptable.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
It’s actually real, I checked multiple credible news orgs.
Yup, and that's going to be a common thing for the next 4 years. Sadly.
The joke continues. **** you to all who voted for this moron. You just set back our country 50 years.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
Ah I missed that. Ok how about Vince McMahon then. That dude ran a company, he knows a thing or two about business. And he would drive the libs crazy which seems to be part of the objective here.
Linda McMahon was in the first cabinet
Knowing the typical longevity of people in Trump’s administration, who is the world is going to replace these people in a year or two?
I am thinking Dr Phil is next on the list.
The Idiocracy doesn't discriminate against the dead. All voices must be heard.
Burn it down. But so on brand for the reality TV, rapist, convicted felon president-elect
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Dr. Oz lied about where he lived during his Senate campaign. Liar = Trump approves
So I wasn't too far off?
- Secretary of State – Ted Nugent
- Secretary of the Treasury – Kanye West
- Secretary of Defense – Hulk Hogan
- Attorney General (Department of Justice) – Rudy Giuliani
- Secretary of the Interior – Scott Baio
- Secretary of Agriculture – Kid Rock
- Secretary of Commerce – Mike Lindell (MyPillow founder)
- Secretary of Labor – Roseanne Barr
- Secretary of Health and Human Services – Dr. Mehmet Oz
- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – Danielle Bregoli ("Bhad Bhabie," the "Cash Me Outside" girl)
- Secretary of Transportation – Bubba Wallace
- Secretary of Energy – Ted "Cancun" Cruz
- Secretary of Education – Ben Carson
- Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Jon Voight
- Secretary of Homeland Security – Sheriff Joe Arpaio
This really is like watching somebody's grandpa in a nursing home making picks based on who he last saw on TV.
I can't wait to find out who he is going to appoint to chief of raking the National Parks
What National Parks?
Abolish the National Park Service
Revising how America's most beautiful public lands are protected would create more ways for Americans to interact with some of the best parts of the country.
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That is like saying it is better for me to shit on your chest vs. your face
Jebus, yesterday evening I was perusing this board's thread titles just looking for any new baffling bozos on the list...and for some reason my mind thought "well, at least he hasn't named Dr. Oz yet".
What a wonderful world we live in...
What a wonderful world we live in...
Wouldn’t surprise me if he chose Don Jr for Secretary of the Interior
Maybe Jim Cramer, since we seem to be shooting for a tv show based cabinet? Or, hell, how about Kosmo Kramer. WTF is the difference.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
So I wasn't too far off?
- Secretary of State – Ted Nugent
- Secretary of the Treasury – Kanye West
- Secretary of Defense – Hulk Hogan
- Attorney General (Department of Justice) – Rudy Giuliani
- Secretary of the Interior – Scott Baio
- Secretary of Agriculture – Kid Rock
- Secretary of Commerce – Mike Lindell (MyPillow founder)
- Secretary of Labor – Roseanne Barr
- Secretary of Health and Human Services – Dr. Mehmet Oz
- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – Danielle Bregoli ("Bhad Bhabie," the "Cash Me Outside" girl)
- Secretary of Transportation – Bubba Wallace
- Secretary of Energy – Ted "Cancun" Cruz
- Secretary of Education – Ben Carson
- Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Jon Voight
- Secretary of Homeland Security – Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Well played!
I get it. Because of his inverted penis. Sounds logical in Trump world
