I know how you conservatives love your pizza ranch.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/dona...aucus-campaign-staple-pizza/story?id=36322554
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/dona...aucus-campaign-staple-pizza/story?id=36322554
Trump secures the coveted Pizza Ranch endorsement
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Say what you will, but that's some good chicken. Pizza isn't good, but love the chicken.
Ah! The old , "Success breeds success" draw is irresistable.
I do like their broasted chicken, though. Once or twice a year....
I do like their broasted chicken, though. Once or twice a year....
I used to work at a Pizza Ranch. Almost died in the line of duty once. Our biggest shift was the Sunday lunch crowd who'd show up in their church gear after service. This endorsement makes me regret ever resenting the juxtaposition of men in suits and women in dresses dining at a pizza/chicken combo buffet. Pizza Ranch is fun for everyone.
Also, enough about the chicken
. It's chicken. It's very hard to screw up chicken. The only sure-fire way of doing it wrong is buying breasts instead of thighs or legs. I suppose it's a pain in the ass to deep fry your own at home (and it takes longer than broasting), but I like it better grilled or roasted in the oven anyway.
Also, enough about the chicken
. It's chicken. It's very hard to screw up chicken. The only sure-fire way of doing it wrong is buying breasts instead of thighs or legs. I suppose it's a pain in the ass to deep fry your own at home (and it takes longer than broasting), but I like it better grilled or roasted in the oven anyway.
uniFIGHT....Pizza Ranch is all about the chicken! Their pizza sucks buttermilk! It's their chicken and dessert pizzas that saved the bacon for this eatery. A $4 store bought frozen pizza has more substance than the stuff "Pizza Ranch" tries to hand off as pizza.I used to work at a Pizza Ranch. Almost died in the line of duty once. Our biggest shift was the Sunday lunch crowd who'd show up in their church gear after service. This endorsement makes me regret ever resenting the juxtaposition of men in suits and women in dresses dining at a pizza/chicken combo buffet. Pizza Ranch is fun for everyone.
Also, enough about the chicken
Just my opinion.
Republicans and Pizza Ranch, the new American power lunch combo.
A little trade trick about the dessert pizza: It's the exact same dough as the skillet pizza and cheese sticks only it's doused with sugar and baked for ~half the time.
Edit: I forgot, not just doused with sugar. There's also more fake liquid butter added. The kind that's designed to stay liquid in a refrigerator.
If you had gone down in the line of duty they would remember you once a year with a $2 off the dinner buffet coupon. Tuesday nights only.I used to work at a Pizza Ranch. Almost died in the line of duty once. Our biggest shift was the Sunday lunch crowd who'd show up in their church gear after service. This endorsement makes me regret ever resenting the juxtaposition of men in suits and women in dresses dining at a pizza/chicken combo buffet. Pizza Ranch is fun for everyone.
Also, enough about the chicken
I thought it was hard to screw up chicken as well until I moved to texas, Mexican restaurants make bone in chicken soup it is gross and they leave all the cartilage and stuff, the chewies, it's disgusting, try eating soup and chewing on bones and stuff that shouldn't be in there
Can't make soup, can't run their own country, can't incarcerate their own criminals... what CAN Mexicans do?
However, if there is a pizza you want that is not on the buffet they will make it! You even get the first slice!
Buffet your way, brother! That was all fine until someone requested something with sauerkraut because it makes the kitchen reek and almost no one likes sauerkraut on pizza (staff included).
