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Trump suddenly discovers that America is already great

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We are going to make this country so great again, and we’re going to do it fast,” Donald Trump would say during the campaign. “We’re going to do it really fast.”
Promise made, promise kept.

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The president-elect doesn’t take over for another six weeks, but — magically — he has already made America great again.

  • He has solved the border crisis. Mexico’s president “has agreed to stop Migration through Mexico, and into the United States, effectively closing our Southern Border,” Trump tells us. “THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY TOWARD STOPPING THE ILLEGAL INVASION OF THE USA.”
  • He has brought peace to the Middle East. “Former NATO chief says Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire a ‘direct result’ of incoming Trump admin,” was the headline Trump posted on his social media site on Monday.
  • He has scored a breakthrough against the opioid epidemic. He announced that he had secured the “commitment” of the Canadian government “to work with us to end this terrible devastation of U.S. Families.”
  • And he has already turned the U.S. economy into the envy of the world. “The Stock Market Just Recorded Its Best Month This Year in the Wake of Trump’s Landslide Victory,” proclaimed the headline of another Trump social media post.
Members of the reality-based community might have noticed that Trump did not do any of these things but rather is claiming credit for the Biden administration’s accomplishments. Illegal crossings along the southern border are now lower than they were at the end of Trump’s first term. (And Mexico’s president, contrary to Trump’s claim, said, “We reiterate that Mexico’s position is not to close borders.”) It was the Biden administration that brokered the ceasefire between Hezbollah and Israel. Opioid deaths have been dropping at the fastest rate ever and are at or below levels seen at this point in Trump’s first term. (And Canada’s public safety minister describes the country’s offer to Trump to boost border security measures as a “reassurance exercise” because “we believe that the border is secure.”) As for the stock market, the S&P 500 hit 47 record highs this year before Election Day.


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Trump’s quick post-election pivot away from calling America a “failing nation” was inevitable. He spent the past couple of years selling the country a load of bull. Now, he’s inheriting a stronger economy and a safer country than the one he left Joe Biden, with the border more secure and crime rates lower, and inflation tamed to below 3 percent. Contrary to Trump’s apocalyptic campaign claims, the world isn’t on fire and the U.S. military is not dominated by woke drag queens.
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So what’s a defrocked doomsayer to do? Declare victory!
His supporters don’t require much convincing. Post-election polling shows that Republicans immediately revised their opinions of the nation’s health, with sharply more now viewing the economy as good and far fewer claiming it’s getting worse. (Views among Democrats have shifted far less.) Trump, by claiming credit for Biden’s record, has given his followers permission to admit that things aren’t so bad, after all.
America is already great “again” because it never stopped being great. All that’s left for Trump to do is screw it up.


Trump might not be returning the country to greatness, but he’s definitely returning us to the attributes that defined his first term. For example, he has already restored the daily sense of chaos.



Since Matt Gaetz flamed out after an eight-day run as Trump’s attorney general selection, two other Trump picks have been canned before they could serve a single day on the job. This week, Trump dumped his nominee to run the Drug Enforcement Administration, Chad Chronister, three days after tapping him for the post; right-wingers had raised a fuss about the Florida sheriff’s arrest of a pastor for violating public health orders during the pandemic. Trump also shoved aside lawyer William McGinley, 22 days after choosing him to be White House counsel; McGinley had reportedly been recommended for the job by Boris Epshteyn, the Trump aide accused of soliciting “retainer fees” to promote potential nominees.
Then there’s the soap opera surrounding Pete Hegseth, the hard-drinking Fox News host tapped to run the nearly 3-million-person Defense Department despite a lack of significant managerial experience. The Trump team was blindsided by the revelation that Hegseth paid a settlement to a woman who accused him of rape in 2017. This was followed by a series of jaw-dropping allegations, reported by the great Jane Mayer of the New Yorker and others, about Hegseth’s drunken misbehavior, sexual misconduct and financial impropriety over several years. The New York Times even published an email Hegseth’s own mother wrote to him in 2018, saying “On behalf of all the women (and I know it’s many) you have abused in some way” and describing her son as one who “belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around and uses women for his own power and ego.”


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On Wednesday, Hegseth promised Megyn Kelly that he would quit drinking if confirmed. “This is the biggest deployment of my life, and there won’t be a drop of alcohol on my lips while I’m doing it,” he said. It was quite similar to the vow John Tower made 36 years ago before the Senate rejected him for the same post over a drinking problem: “I hereby swear and undertake that, if confirmed, during the course of my tenure as secretary of defense, I will not consume beverage alcohol of any type or form, including wine, beer or spirits of any kind.”



But Hegseth has one advantage Tower didn’t: His mother is lobbying for him. Peggy Hegseth has been calling senators to urge them to support her boy. “I have a very intelligent son. I have a leader son. I’ve known that since he was 2,” she said in a Fox News appearance. “I believe he’s the man for the job. I think being a TV news host, I think prepares you for most things in a position like this.”
No doubt! Mother Hegseth also told Fox that she “retracted” her blistering email to her son after a couple of hours and that he’s a “changed man” today. She accused the Times of “almost criminal” behavior.
That accusation will probably find a receptive audience in Trump’s pick to head the FBI, longtime loyalist Kash Patel. Patel is as unqualified to run the FBI as Hegseth is to run the Pentagon, but he did say this about journalists in 2023: “We’re going to come after the people in the media who lied about American citizens, who helped Joe Biden rig presidential elections. Whether it’s criminally or civilly, we’ll figure that out.” Patel also has helpfully published an enemies list of 60 Trump critics — he accuses them of being “deep state” conspirators — that could serve as a road map for future FBI probes.


 
In that sense, the chaos of the transition is just a taste of the mayhem to come. The H5N1 bird flu is showing worrying signs that it could become the next pandemic — but Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Trump’s pick to be secretary of Health and Human Services, is hostile toward vaccines and promotes raw milk, through which the virus may be spread. Trump plans delicate negotiations to end the war in Ukraine, but his choice to be director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, has relied extensively on Russian propaganda as a news source. The president-elect wants to move a divisive agenda through Congress, but for the first few months of 2025 House Republicans will have a shrunken majority of just 217-215, meaning the loss of a single Republican on any vote could doom a piece of legislation.
Meanwhile, Trump apparently plans to keep the country off-kilter, as he did during his first term, with erratic posts on social media. During the last couple of weeks, he has been seen jumping out of Biden’s Thanksgiving turkey and dancing to “YMCA”; posing in a fake photo with Elvis; demanding an APOLOGY from the “phony” New York Times and star reporter Maggie Haberman (“Magot Hagerman”); lashing out at the “obnoxious and unreadable” Wall Street Journal and the “stupid, China-centric” Forbes magazine; cheering on Fox News with clips labeled “LAWFARE LOSES--FINALLY” and “THE DICTATOR HOAX FELL FLAT”; and basking in the adoration of fans. Fox News’s Sean Hannity is awarding him the “Fox Patriot of the Year Award — so nice!”
He can put it on the shelf right next to the championship trophies he received from his own golf courses.

Trump has already made good on another campaign promise: to give voice to the “forgotten man and woman.” He was referring, of course, to the billionaire class, which has been so unfairly sidelined and persecuted in American life — until now.



Under this peculiar new DEI program, previously forgotten billionaires have been tapped to run the Treasury, Commerce, Interior and Education departments. This week, Trump named another billionaire, Jared Isaacman, to run NASA, and yet another billionaire, Stephen Feinberg, to be deputy defense secretary, under Hegseth. And then there are mega-billionaire Elon Musk and quasi-billionaire Vivek Ramaswamy running the extra-governmental “Department of Government Efficiency.”
It’s all part of a Friends & Family administration that includes ex-con billionaire Charles Kushner (whose son Jared is married to Trump’s daughter Ivanka), tapped to be ambassador to France, reputed billionaire Massad Boulos (whose son is married to Trump’s daughter Tiffany), named “senior adviser on Arab and Middle Eastern affairs,” and fellow billionaire real-estate tycoon Steve Witkoff to be special envoy to the Middle East. On Thursday, Trump tapped two other men with net worths in the hundreds of millions — if not billions — to run Social Security and to be the White House “czar” for artificial intelligence and cryptocurrency.
Yet the very fact that I am pointing out the wealth of these appointees is a sign of my appalling lack of sensitivity toward a group that has suffered so much in America today. Or so says Maye Musk, the mother of Elon (net worth $344 billion).



“I don’t like the word ‘wealthy’ or ‘billionaire.’ I think it’s degrading,” Maye Musk told Fox News. (What is it with these Trump appointees calling in their mothers to defend them?)
She makes a good point. While her own solution — referring to her son as “the genius of the world” — might go a bit far for some, we should stop degrading Trump’s appointees as “billionaires” and start referring to them as “poverty-challenged” or “differently funded” to reflect the everyday barriers and prejudices they must overcome. Things are so hard for Elon Musk, for example, that he has been forced to build a $35 million compound to house his 11 children and their three mothers.
Yet Maye Musk, in her public appearances, is only making things harder for her oppressed son. She also declared on Fox News that it is “going to be quite easy” for Musk and Ramaswamy to achieve their goals, which is to cut $2 trillion annually in federal spending, or nearly one-third of the entire budget. In addition, she’s an unabashed China booster (“so advanced”; “everybody’s happy, friendly and fun”), which will only serve to remind people that her son has been one, too. CNN’s Andy Kaczynski unearthed recordings of Ramaswamy describing Musk as “in China’s pocket,” “bending the knee to Xi Jinping,” and jumping “like a circus monkey” for Chinese business.



Historian Tevi Troy, author of a new book, “The Power and the Money,” reminds me that the past is littered with corporate titans — Rockefeller, Ford, Luce — whose courtships of presidents, even when successful, led to frustration.


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Musk, whose SpaceX got an early boost from President Barack Obama, made his winning bet on Trump at a time when he felt snubbed by the Biden administration. (A Wall Street Journal editorial in September 2023 was titled “The Harassment of Elon Musk.”) But Musk is likely to find out that the friendship with Trump doesn’t easily translate into more government contracts for SpaceX, argues Troy, a veteran of the George W. Bush administration. As Musk becomes ever more partisan, he’s likely to see further reputational damage to Tesla and X, and he might be punished when Democrats return to power. More immediately, there’s every chance the impulsive Musk will have a falling out with the erratic Trump; during Trump’s first term, Musk quit Trump’s business advisory council over disagreements on climate change. “History suggests being close to a president sometimes isn’t all it’s cracked up to be,” Troy says.
That’s a lot to worry about — as though Musk didn’t have enough trouble already with people calling him terrible names such as “billionaire.” The poor, poor rich guy.
If only mommy could make it better.
 
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