Two Men and a ______________________

[millah_22]

You and a partner are going into a contractor business and you need a name. It's quite obvious since you're just two dudes have a silly time, you start there. But what is your contract business and what is the rest of your name?

(example: Plumbing business that also f*cks op's mom, Two Men and a Snake)

 

[TennNole17]

Two Men and a Drill

 

[HawkMachine]

One Cup.

 

[QChawks]

Two men and OPs mom

 

[millah_22]

Two Men and a Drill

One Cup.

Two men and OPs mom

Ok but what are your businesses even?

 

[HawkMachine]

Ok but what are your businesses even?

Glass bottle company.

That or we sell first aid kits.

 

[millah_22]

Glass bottle company.

That or we sell first aid kits.

two men one cup, going around giving hot cougar ex wives some sugar

two men one bottle, a goatse reenactor.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Spit roast. Barbecue joint….

 

[TennNole17]

Ok but what are your businesses even?

Drill your anuth

 

[JustSayOV]

2 Men and a Hoe Excavating.

Legit business out of Charles City....saw them show up on a planholders list for a job our company was looking at a while back and couldn't believe it.

(for those not familiar with heavy equipment & dirtwork, a "hoe" is one in the same with an "excavator" in construction lingo........it just also happens to be one in the same with OP's mom)

https://2mandh.com/

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

...and a tube of lube... RIP @

 

[HawkMachine]

two men one cup, going around giving hot cougar ex wives some sugar

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Well the legit business around here is two men and a truck.

https://twomenandatruck.com/full-service-movers?quote&mchxkw=c:19461795315,k:two men and a truck,m:e

 

[millah_22]

Well the legit business around here is two men and a truck.

https://twomenandatruck.com/full-service-movers?quote&mchxkw=c:19461795315,k:two men and a truck,m:e

I thought of this bc I saw a van this morning called "Two Men one Snake" and figured they were on their way to f*ck OP's mom.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

I thought of this bc I saw a van this morning called "Two Men one Snake" and figured they were on their way to f*ck OP's mom.

Did you call your mom to find out?

 

[millah_22]

Did you call your mom to find out?

No, I'm sure I would have heard about it by now.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Ok but what are your businesses even?

Pleasing OPs mom and satisfying my own carnal instincts

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

No, I'm sure I would have heard about it by now.

Must have been out to snake someone else’s mom.

 

[Colonoscopy]

And Two Dicks

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Did you call your mom to find out?

As of 20 minutes ago they hadn’t shown up yet

 

[HawCory]

Did you call your mom to find out?

No, I'm sure I would have heard about it by now.

As of 20 minutes ago they hadn’t shown up yet

Update: They still aren't here.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Did you call your mom to find out?

No, I'm sure I would have heard about it by now.

As of 20 minutes ago they hadn’t shown up yet

Update: They still aren't here.

Turns out they are running behind and will have to reschedule for a later date.

 

[Joes Place]

....and a Tranny

...and a Butt Plug

...and a Casting Couch

 

[hydro2.0]

Dildo

 

[TheCainer]

Well the legit business around here is two men and a truck.

https://twomenandatruck.com/full-service-movers?quote&mchxkw=c:19461795315,k:two men and a truck,m:e

I once saw 2 of those trucks going down the road together. Kind of made me scratch my head.

 

[Joes Place]

Two Men and a Free Ice Cream Truck