After pointing out your humorous (I hope intentionally) strawman complaining about strawmen, why don't we compare speeding to a person who crosses over an arbitrary line in order to work, instead of, you know, choosing only the gang-banging rapists.
If you crossed the border in to Alabama to legitimately work and pay taxes and make a livelihood, should Alabama throw you the f**** out, or even throw you in prison first then kick you out? I'm sure that would be obscenely absurd to you, right?
I get that those two things aren't identical. The point of the hypothetical is to show that their crime would not be a crime in other circumstances. Rape, murder, drugs, whatever are going to be illegal, bad acts no matter what. That is why I pointed to felons as a comparison, because it favors you, and still demonstrates my point.
You see: 10.9 MILLION (bolded!) and you start hyperventilating. I, and others, understand that there are specific stories within that number that speak far more to the issue.