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***UPDATE with review***. First Portillo's in Iowa....

It won't be worth trying to go for at least a month based off of the shit show created when Popeye's opened in the Davenport.
Personally, I'm more excited for the 5 Guys that is supposed to get here soon. Love their burgers.

Portillo's is fine and all, but this place in Moline is just as good and not nearly as busy:

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Lucky bastards!

The wife (pic in another thread) orders me an eight pack of Italian beef sandwiches from there each year for my birthday. We turn that into four meals of deliciousness. Portillo’s rocks!
 
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Throw roast in crock pot with minimal seasoning.

Cook 12 hours on low.

Place meat on bun.

Masturbate on social media how great it is.


I would rather eat at Applebee’s. Good lord it is so overrated.
 
Throw roast in crock pot with minimal seasoning.

Cook 12 hours on low.

Place meat on bun.

Masturbate on social media how great it is.


I would rather eat at Applebee’s. Good lord it is so overrated.

I get what you are saying, but you kind of forgot the hot peppers and Italian sausage on that sandwich.
 
Interesting . . . they opened one in Mishawaka not too long ago and we sort of went there on a whim. Had no idea what it was. Decent food. I found it very strange their building was pretty big but it had almost no seating.

Also we couldn't figure out why they have people outside taking orders, but apparently that's what they do at all locations. Seems strange to me.
 
Same thing happened in IC when freaking Sonic opened. I've been to a Portillos once in the the Twin Cities and wasn't particularly impressed. Maybe I ordered the wrong thing. It's always busy.

Iowans are like sheep. When Coral Ridge Mall opened there were a thousand people standing in line to get in. :rolleyes:
 
And CR has this for Chicago style!

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Oh, gawd. I've eaten there twice. The first time it was so bad I assumed it was a mistake. The next time was exactly the same. The hot dogs are like shoes (although I've never actually eaten a shoe) and the fries are even worse.
 
Oh, gawd. I've eaten there twice. The first time it was so bad I assumed it was a mistake. The next time was exactly the same. The hot dogs are like shoes (although I've never actually eaten a shoe) and the fries are even worse.

So next time I go to CR, you recommend this place???????????????????????????????????????!
 
Oh, gawd. I've eaten there twice. The first time it was so bad I assumed it was a mistake. The next time was exactly the same. The hot dogs are like shoes (although I've never actually eaten a shoe) and the fries are even worse.
Get real
 
I know when I think of going out to lunch my first thought is always lips and assholes.
 
Oh, gawd. I've eaten there twice. The first time it was so bad I assumed it was a mistake. The next time was exactly the same. The hot dogs are like shoes (although I've never actually eaten a shoe) and the fries are even worse.
This was an actual restaurant in Silvis. It is unfortunately closed now. Ironically (or maybe not) it was right down the street from Porkies.

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