Useful drunk discoveries

[naturalmwa]

Last week we had a thread on how to make a grilled cheese that was cheesy on the outside. A poster here said he discovered that one on a drunk night. So I was wondering what other actually useful discoveries has alcohol made possible? Here's an old Pepsi one where a drunken office party may solve for climate change.

Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery

 

[KitingHigh]

Tell me more of this inside out grilled cheese.

 

[naturalmwa]

Two discoveries came out of that. First, I had always tried to butter the bread before putting it in the pan. Why not simply put the butter in the pan and let it melt and dip the bread into it? Second, after you have crisped the bread in the butter and flipped it to do the other side, put a small amount of cheese on the outside of the bread. Flip it again and let the cheese melt and then it will get crisp and caramelize. Now you have a crunchy, cheesy outside to your grilled cheese. Use medium low heat and watch close.

 

[KitingHigh]

The butter thing I knew about, but the outside cheese is intriguing. Gonna have to try that out. Thanks.

 

[OC_Hawk]

Originally posted by naturalmwa:
First, I had always tried to butter the bread before putting it in the pan.

AKA "not going in dry"

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

I believe I posted about being drunk and doing this. I use sharp shredded cheddar on the outside. When the bread is almost golden I tok about 3-4 fingers full of shredded cheese and places it on the skillet. Then took the sandwich from the other side of skillet and places on cheese for about a minute maybe 2. Then thee cheese down again and flipped the sandwich. I was quite impressed with myself.

The other concoction I made when I was drunk was pb&j on a hot dog. And yes it was awesome.
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[PerkyForHerky]

Originally posted by OC_Hawk:

Originally posted by naturalmwa:
First, I had always tried to butter the bread before putting it in the pan.

AKA "not going in dry"

Never had I known that cooking a grilled cheese sandwich could reveal one's sexuality.

 

[naturalmwa]

Originally posted by PerkyForHerky:

Originally posted by OC_Hawk:

Originally posted by naturalmwa:
First, I had always tried to butter the bread before putting it in the pan.

AKA "not going in dry"

Never had I known that cooking a grilled cheese sandwich could reveal one's sexuality.

And this is why all the threads end up political. It only gets fun after we stir the pot a bit.

 

[bagdropper]

Heinz on a woman's breast tastes delicious.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Heinz on a woman's breast tastes delicious.

Yes, but doesn't everything taste delicious that way?

 

[ParkerHawk]

I was hammered in Vegas and growing weary of the hard sell approach of the hookers and strippers. Discovered if you ask them for weed, they think you are an undercover cop and leave you alone.

 

[The Tradition]

Chocolate and peanut butter taste great together. Who knew?

 

[22*43*51]

In college I discovered that there is virtually nothing that cannot be added to Mac N Cheese.

Hot dogs
Pickles
Canned veggies
Scrambled eggs
Chocolate chips
Potato chips
Peanut butter
Cap' n Crunch

These are but s few of the recipes in my drunken culinary repertoire.

 

[lucas80]

In college I discovered that there is virtually nothing that cannot be added to Mac N Cheese.

Hot dogs
Pickles
Canned veggies
Scrambled eggs
Chocolate chips
Potato chips
Peanut butter
Cap' n Crunch

These are but s few of the recipes in my drunken culinary repertoire.

Everything except the hot dogs is effed up.

 

[jellyfish10]

Yes, but doesn't everything taste delicious that way?

Ketchup is gross and if Mrs. Jelly's tits were covered it they would stay covered in it.

 

[UNIowaHawk]

When I was really drunk in college I learned that Jim Beam and Country Time Lemonade taste like lemon meringue pie. And Hawaiian Fruit Punch and Jim Beam was good too. Come to think of it, after a little while I learned that mixing Jim Beam with a lot of things tasted good. No hangovers with Beam either.

I miss college.

 

[UNIowaHawk]

Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery

Hahaha... First thing that came to my mind when reading this was, "silly Asians"

Queue the "racist" crowd.

 

[Chewback]

Yes, but doesn't everything taste delicious that way?

Yeah seriously, not much of a test.

 

[ping72]

Chocolate and peanut butter taste great together. Who knew?

 

[BABiscuit]

Chocolate and peanut butter taste great together. Who knew?

Only a guy named Reece.

 

[UNIowaHawk]

Heinz on a woman's breast tastes delicious.

Wouldn't it just taste like ketchup? I'm mean, unless she was lactating or something.

 

[22*43*51]

Everything except the hot dogs is effed up.

I'm not arguing that.

I'm just saying it seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Ried#3]

Turkey/cheese and pb&j. Your brain will melt.

 

[The Tradition]

In college I discovered that there is virtually nothing that cannot be added to Mac N Cheese.

Hot dogs
Pickles
Canned veggies
Scrambled eggs
Chocolate chips
Potato chips
Peanut butter
Cap' n Crunch

These are but s few of the recipes in my drunken culinary repertoire.

If you really want to take your mac n' cheese to the next level, put Ritz crackers in a food processor, and spread the crumbs over the noodles, and put under the broiler to brown. YUM!

 

[gusto79]

A shot of Frangellica and creme de banana tastes like a circus peanut.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

A Tombstone pizza placed in a 350 degree oven for 6 hours while you are passed out after coming home from The Vine will almost completely carbonize.

 

[Derekd3408]

Ketchup is gross and if Mrs. Jelly's tits were covered it they would stay covered in it.

I'll take one for the team and come lick it off. Not a huge ketchup fan, but I wouldn't want u to suffer .

 

[ping72]

Mayo, chunky peanut butter, and salami sandwich.

 

[Joes Place]

If you want nice crispy bread for a grilled cheese, use mayo (real stuff, not Miracle Whip) instead of butter on the outside.

Mayo is mostly oil, and you can easily spread more of it on to make the bread toast up better than with butter.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Ketchup is gross and if Mrs. Jelly's tits were covered it they would stay covered in it.

The worst thing about being a parent is having to deal with ketchup. That shit is so disgusting.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Heinz on a woman's breast tastes delicious.

Ketchup on hot dogs still not allowed though.

 

[ANYCHawk]

The worst thing about being a parent is having to deal with ketchup. That shit is so disgusting.

How can you hate ketchup?

 

[ankyhawk]

This is correct

Ketchup on hot dogs still not allowed though.

 

[SailorJerryHawk]

When the bedroom is really dark,it can be hard to find the bathroom.Stubbing a toe on the bed frame while drunk won't hurt until the next day.

 

[N_fuego]

Wonder what they were drinking when they invented this?

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

I've done the caramelized cheese on the outside of leftover hash browns before. Pretty good. But I wasn't drunk. So take that with a grain of salt.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Ketchup is gross and if Mrs. Jelly's tits were covered it they would stay covered in it.

Pic of Mrs Jelly

 

[iCRUNCH]

 

[jellyfish10]

Pic of Mrs Jelly

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[HawkFantastic]

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You know the rules and in turn expectations, and yes I'm sure serious.