weird co-workers

[QChawks]

So I changed jobs last year and now it’s less convenient to eat out for lunch as there are awful options near me now. So when I don’t have a work lunch I just bring it the office.

There is a guy that literally eats a bowl of pop corn everyday for lunch. It’s this huge rubber bowl for the microwave that he adds his own popcorn too. He then dumps a shit ton of salt on it and sprays butter on it after every handful. That’s it. Everyday!

It’s the strangest damn thing.

 

[Tom Paris]

I work with almost exclusively women.

 

[Mister_Man]

So I changed jobs last year and now it’s less convenient to eat out for lunch as there are awful options near me now. So when I don’t have a work lunch I just bring it the office.

There is a guy that literally eats a bowl of pop corn everyday for lunch. It’s this huge rubber bowl for the microwave that he adds his own popcorn too. He then dumps a shit ton of salt on it and sprays butter on it after every handful. That’s it. Everyday!

It’s the strangest damn thing.

 

[MitchLL]

So I changed jobs last year and now it’s less convenient to eat out for lunch as there are awful options near me now. So when I don’t have a work lunch I just bring it the office.

There is a guy that literally eats a bowl of pop corn everyday for lunch. It’s this huge rubber bowl for the microwave that he adds his own popcorn too. He then dumps a shit ton of salt on it and sprays butter on it after every handful. That’s it. Everyday!

It’s the strangest damn thing.

And that guy will live to age 90.

 

[QChawks]

And that guy will live to age 90.

probably

he's about 60 and might weigh 140 lbs

 

[ICWestfan]

 

[ottumwan in tx]

I used to work with this dude from africa and he had websites of him in traditional african garb... he had a french model wife and the photos were good but who knows if she was real. supposedly he kept her at home under lock and key. I posted this on here once and some people on here said I was supposed to go call the cops, get him for kidnapping or whatever. false imprisonment. first of all, I don't know if she is or was real, second of all he was my manager. thirdly about three weeks into his tenure he got nailed for sexual harassment of a female employee there and got fired. he used to tell me "you let your wife go out in public?? I do not!!!" he used to lock her up and hit the strip clubs. ha ha

 

[fredjr82]

So I changed jobs last year and now it’s less convenient to eat out for lunch as there are awful options near me now. So when I don’t have a work lunch I just bring it the office.

This screams, "took a paycut and can't afford lunch out anymore". Find a way to be the boss for company lunches or get a better paying job. Until the, enjoy the popcorn lunch with the other poors.

 

[Tenacious E]

I used to work with this dude from africa and he had websites of him in traditional african garb... he had a french model wife and the photos were good but who knows if she was real. supposedly he kept her at home under lock and key. I posted this on here once and some people on here said I was supposed to go call the cops, get him for kidnapping or whatever. false imprisonment. first of all, I don't know if she is or was real, second of all he was my manager. thirdly about three weeks into his tenure he got nailed for sexual harassment of a female employee there and got fired. he used to tell me "you let your wife go out in public?? I do not!!!" he used to lock her up and hit the strip clubs. ha ha

 

[jasonrann]

I used to work with this dude from africa and he had websites of him in traditional african garb... he had a french model wife and the photos were good but who knows if she was real. supposedly he kept her at home under lock and key. I posted this on here once and some people on here said I was supposed to go call the cops, get him for kidnapping or whatever. false imprisonment. first of all, I don't know if she is or was real, second of all he was my manager. thirdly about three weeks into his tenure he got nailed for sexual harassment of a female employee there and got fired. he used to tell me "you let your wife go out in public?? I do not!!!" he used to lock her up and hit the strip clubs. ha ha

 

[fredjr82]

I used to work with this dude from africa and he had websites of him in traditional african garb... he had a french model wife and the photos were good but who knows if she was real. supposedly he kept her at home under lock and key. I posted this on here once and some people on here said I was supposed to go call the cops, get him for kidnapping or whatever. false imprisonment. first of all, I don't know if she is or was real, second of all he was my manager. thirdly about three weeks into his tenure he got nailed for sexual harassment of a female employee there and got fired. he used to tell me "you let your wife go out in public?? I do not!!!" he used to lock her up and hit the strip clubs. ha ha

I always love when dipshit OiT finds a story even he thinks is too far fetched.

 

[IACub]

I work with almost exclusively women.

Pics of almost exclusively women?

 

[ericram]

I work with almost exclusively women.

So you know weird.

 

[IACub]

I had a coworker that kept bringing in schwarma and curry dishes and microwaving them. I was okay when he got fired.

 

[WSC72]

And that guy will live to age 90.

 

[lucas80]

There is a guy in the office who reflexively says, "How's it going". I can be walking to the bathroom and he'll say, "How's it going", and the way our main room is set up we can exit doors about 30 feet apart, then meet up again. 11 seconds later he'll ask me, "How's it going"? I answered him the first f***ing time! What could have possibly changed in 11 seconds?

 

[torbee]

There is a guy in the office who reflexively says, "How's it going". I can be walking to the bathroom and he'll say, "How's it going", and the way our main room is set up we can exit doors about 30 feet apart, then meet up again. 11 seconds later he'll ask me, "How's it going"? I answered him the first f***ing time! What could have possibly changed in 11 seconds?

Next time he does that say “it’s going from my ass into the toilet - wanna watch?”

And I bet that’s the last time he asks.

 

[fredjr82]

There is a guy in the office who reflexively says, "How's it going". I can be walking to the bathroom and he'll say, "How's it going", and the way our main room is set up we can exit doors about 30 feet apart, then meet up again. 11 seconds later he'll ask me, "How's it going"? I answered him the first f***ing time! What could have possibly changed in 11 seconds?

Next time stop him and start to make up a story about some shit that is affecting your life. Weird shit, like your MIL walked in on you pulling your pud and it's starting to cause issues in your marriage because she told the family at the dinner table. He'll never speak to you again or you can start to build from there. Win/win

 

[Tenacious E]

Next time stop him and start to make up a story about some shit that if affecting your life. Mundane shit, like your MIL walked in on you pulling your pic and it's starting to cause issues in your marriage. He'll never speak to you again.

Reminds of a guy from Poland who worked in the same office when I was in the Air Force.

Luka’s supervisor (Boston accent): Hey Luka, how’s it going?

Luka (flat affect and a bit of an accent): ohhhh, not good. Not good at all. I have a bit of pain in my shoulder, and I think I might be getting sick.

Luka’s supervisor (Boston accent): Luka, no one wants to hear about your problems. If someone asks how you are doing just say doing fine and move on.