Footpad and hoosegow were new to me.I once thought I lost my billfold in the davenport, but it turns out a footpad stole it. Thankfully the coppers caught the dirty hornswaggler and threw him in the hoosegow. I had quite the spell over the incident and my morning constitutional on the morrow was a saga.
I admit to consulting the internet for old-timey words. I guess I could have just asked OP for a translation from modern English.Footpad and hoosegow were new to me.
I knew what the “hoosegow” was……the other, nope…….I admit to consulting the internet for old-timey words. I guess I could have just asked OP for a translation from modern English.
Well that’s just rude. She is a bit on the skanky side, but still quite intelligent!Stupid
Keep trying. I know that you were unfortunately given a girl's name at birth, but just keep yappingWell that’s just rude. She is a bit on the skanky side, but still quite intelligent!
You seem wound a little tight. Go rub one out and think about why you are unhappy.Keep trying. I know that you were unfortunately given a girl's name at birth, but just keep yapping
I have a phone case that has my DL, Debit Card, and CC. Don’t carry cash and usually use Apple Pay.
I am not wound tight. I have been overseas protecting freedom for the last decade. Write an article about that, you pile of sh!tYou seem wound a little tight. Go rub one out and think about why you are unhappy.
Tell me you're a boomer without actually telling me.What’s in your billfold?
Given your posting style, presuming you mostly dug latrines.I am not wound tight. I have been overseas protecting freedom for the last decade. Write an article about that, you pile of sh!t
Wow. I'm sorry that I put my life on the line for absolute piles of shit like youGiven your posting style, presuming you mostly dug latrines.
Sounds boring, I’ll pass.
My Seargent will pick you up. He does NOT like you. Where do you want to be picked up?Hey Torbee, my whole unit will be at the Cedar Rapids armory tomorrow. Do you want to meet us there?
You seem to have a scat fetish. Definitely a latrine digger.Wow. I'm sorry that I put my life on the line for absolute piles of shit like you
You need mental help, ma'am. I served my country in a very hostile area so ignorant people like you could just sit back, not appreciate us, and enjoy your freedom.You seem to have a scat fetish. Definitely a latrine digger.
Have fun with your boy party in Crapids 😂
You need mental help, ma'am. I served my country in a very hostile area so ignorant people like you could just sit back, not appreciate us, and enjoy your freedom.
I'm fine. Ask the guy triggered by a freaking OP's mom joke.What the fvck is wrong with you two...
My apologies, Torbee. I was an absolute jerk in this thread. I own it and realize that I was wrong. Booze was involved. Obviously too much booze for me.I'm fine. Ask the guy triggered by a freaking OP's mom joke.
I never took it seriously- no worries.My apologies, Torbee. I was an absolute jerk in this thread. I own it and realize that I was wrong. Booze was involved. Obviously too much booze for me.