What’s in your glove compartment?

[QChawks]

I’ve got the usual truck manual, registration card and a jump pack.

 

[jneffer]

gloves

 

[millah_22]

A picture of the late Mother Theresina

 

[hydro2.0]

Flashlight, air gauge, condoms for OPs mom

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Flashlight, air gauge, condoms for OPs mom

She makes you wear a condom? Hahaha sucks to be you

 

[Bro D]

I'll check on my way to get cilantro-less tacos and report back

 

[millah_22]

She makes you wear a condom? Hahaha sucks to be you

It's not to protect her, it's to protect him.

 

[BrunoMars420]

My hemorrhoid cream and back up butt plug

 

[ZachJump]

My usernames and passwords for all my alts

 

[drew_hawk]

My tools of course:

 

[stickman80]

A picture of the late Mother Theresina

That's weird fapping material.

 

[McLovin32]

My usernames and passwords for all my alts

Same. Great minds think alike!

 

[goldmom]

Owners manual, service records, registration.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

Owners manual, service records, registration.

Tailgate parking passes

 

[JustSayOV]

A colt 45 and two zig-zags.

Baby that's all I need.

 

[QChawks]

Golddad’s balls

FIFY

 

[goldmom]

FIFY

He’s been dead for 19 years. Got anything else?

 

[Bro D]

I'll check on my way to get cilantro-less tacos and report back

Gum and a half-eaten poptart

 

[jawatkins]

I don’t answer questions. It’s locked you’re going to need a warrant for that.

 

[TDJ7]

That's weird fapping material.

This is a judgement free zone sir.

 

[13thman]

Owners manual, service records, registration.

Ummm, there's a reply to that but better judgment prohibits me from doing so.

 

[BrianNole777]

Car owner's manual, GPS backup in a white box, two pool stick chalk, some plastic lobster bibs, a white plastic rosary, a box of Jesus prayer cards and a bank deposit envelope.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Camry owner's manual, auto service records, car registration, proof of insurance, tire pressure gauge, CPR mask, napkins, disposable cutlery, a few plastic straws, some packets of salt, pepper & ketchup and a few pens.

 

[IACub]

I don’t answer questions. It’s locked you’re going to need a warrant for that.

You somebody important or something?

 

[jawatkins]

You somebody important or something?

No it’s from an old jay-z song

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[IACub]

No it’s from an old jay-z song

I know, I quoted from the following line of the song...

 

[jawatkins]

I know, I quoted from the following line of the song...

Oh damn my memory. Remember the linkin park jay-z mashups? Those were pretty great

 

[IACub]

Oh damn my memory. Remember the linkin park jay-z mashups? Those were pretty great

Or Danger Mouse's Grey Album, mashup of Jay-Z's Black Album and the Beatles White Album.

 

[ClarindaA's]

Ammo, registration, napkins, some cord for something

 

[Hawki97]

I’ve got the usual truck manual, registration card and a jump pack.

A bunch of Soros money that I’m supposed to deliver to the jurors when the Trump trial is over.

 

[HawCory]

Owner's manual, insurance card, knife, tire gauge, screw driver, wrench, OP's Mom "Buy 5, Get 1 Free" punch card.