What are you going to do with your $32K DOGE dividend check?

[beanT]

What are you guys thinking? Equally splitting 20% of $55 billion should be around $32K each. Probably going to be more, cause you know half the population of the US is either dead or illegal. Plus great, great grandma is still in the records, so I might be able to double it my checking her old mailbox.

What do you thinking? Gaza timeshare, eggs, Telsa douche trucks or are we going classic hookers and blow?

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

What are you guys thinking? Equally splitting 20% of $55 billion should be around $32K each. Probably going to be more, cause you know half the population of the US is either dead or illegal. Plus great, great grandma is still in the records, so I might be able to double it my checking her old mailbox.

What do you thinking? Gaza timeshare, eggs, Telsa douche trucks or are we going classic hookers and blow?

What?

 

[Colonoscopy]

What?

I think he's channeling Elon Musk on twitter.

 

[bcherod]

It would be $3.25. Your decimals are off.

 

[h-hawk]

Get a new saddle for my unicorn

 

[Moral]

 

[beanT]

Decimals no longer matter

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

It would be $3.25. Your decimals are off.

The checks are only going out to Tesla owners.

 

[IACub]

I'm gonna' blow it all on eggs. (No, that's not a euphemism.)

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

 

[SweatPantsStiffy]

It would be $3.25. Your decimals are off.

??

 

[hawkeye54545]

It would be $3.25. Your decimals are off.

Well then eggs are out of the question.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

buy some worms and go fishing!!!

 

[BelemNole]

Can't we all just chip in and get an armored cybertruck?

 

[runkpanole]

Go create inflation

 

[Bonerfarts]

What are you guys thinking? Equally splitting 20% of $55 billion should be around $32K each. Probably going to be more, cause you know half the population of the US is either dead or illegal. Plus great, great grandma is still in the records, so I might be able to double it my checking her old mailbox.

What do you thinking? Gaza timeshare, eggs, Telsa douche trucks or are we going classic hookers and blow?

Buy puts on $SPY