What Are Your Top MURDER Tips?

[What Would Jesus Do?]

I suggest using these the next time you murder someone.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Make sure the other guy doesn't have an Iron Dome.

 

[ping72]

I suggest using these the next time you murder someone.

Where can one buy said item for cash that doesn’t have security cameras?

Seems like something you’d order online. That’s no bueno.

 

[ghost80]

Three can keep a secret......if two are dead.

 

[jasonrann]

Let me ask my neighbor, I'll get back to you if he doesn't suicide me.

 

[GOHOX69]

There are agents that are lethal that require just a gentle touch. Picograms required. And no antidote. And no I won't specify them.

 

[swagsurfer02]

I cannot answer due to:

1. it may incriminate me
2. the investigation is ongoing

 

[ThamesHawk]

Let me ask my neighbor, I'll get back to you if he doesn't suicide me.

Rip in peace.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Rip in peace.

ATM Machine

 

[ConvenientParking]

Icicles! Though, now, it doesn't matter if the murder weapon melts if the victim is live streaming while you attack

 

[ThorneStockton]

Make sure your victim doesn't have a fitbit. Those pings will lead the investigators right to hog containment facility.

 

[SigMaintHawk]

Icicles! Though, now, it doesn't matter if the murder weapon melts if the victim is live streaming while you attack

Ice arrow + crossbow...silent and deadly.....

 

[West Duval Nole]

The top one is don't murder!

 

[ConvenientParking]

If the price sounds reasonable, it's a cop

 

[LesClaypool]

Don’t ever hire the A-Team if you want someone dead.

They used over 2 million rounds of ammunition and never killed one person.

 

[z_ape]

If you're going to bury somebody, don't do it in a climate with frequent frost/freeze cycles.

 

[SigMaintHawk]

If you're going to bury somebody, don't do it in a climate with frequent frost/freeze cycles.

Dump the body in the river right before/during a flood..

Don't be a dumbass like Wayne Williams and throw the body off a bridge in the middle of the night with cops nearby...

 

[z_ape]

Also: poop in the guys mouth. When investigators find the body they'll put "shit eater" in their notes.

 

[GES4]

I suggest using these the next time you murder someone.

Secretly replace the peanuts in his cottage cheese with a handful of nuts that the victim is deadly allergic to. Like arsenic or Polonium-210.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

I suggest using these the next time you murder someone.

Tip # 1 - Procure all of your murder supplies at the Acme Co.

 

[QChawks]

 

[GES4]

Don’t ever hire the A-Team if you want someone dead.

They used over 2 million rounds of ammunition and never killed one person.

If I ever want to hire an organization to explosively flip military Jeeps, the A-Team are my crew.

 

[NDallasRuss]

If the price sounds reasonable, it's a cop

Haha! Yeah, if your would-be assassin quotes a price and your reaction is "oh, that's not bad!", it's a setup!

 

[TheCainer]

I suggest using these the next time you murder someone.

Don't use a candlestick in the conservatory....

 

[GES4]

Don't use a candlestick in the conservatory....

And you definitely can't use the rope anymore.

 

[tumorboy]

If u feel the urge to kill someone. Find a nice war somewhere. No jail time.

 

[GOHOX69]

If u feel the urge to kill someone. Find a nice war somewhere. No jail time.

Honestly, just use your car. Vehicular homicides are usually pled down to manslaughter and with good behavior you'll be out in no time.

 

[tumorboy]

Honestly, just use your car. Vehicular homicides are usually pled down to manslaughter and with good behavior you'll be out in no time.

A car is so impersonal. Some folks want to see the lights fade out of their victim.

 

[Scott559]

 

[mnole03]

Avoid anything federal.