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What do you do if you clog a toilet at work or in a public place?

General Tso

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Do you alert somebody or just walk out and whistle nonchalantly as if nothing happened? I had the dreaded clog at work today (I used too much toilet paper, probably should have flushed halfway thru) and just left hoping no one connected me to the toilet.
 
My first day with my current company (well, not really, we were bought soon after I was hired) I clogged the toilet. It ran over. I didn't know it at the time but it was more likely caused by one of the people in the office we shared a break room/bathrooms with. They were a solar company and their sales staff had a habit of doing drugs in the bathroom and flushing the fixing down the toilet.
Anyway, I walked out and let the office manager know. Not my best first day on a job, but not my worst.
 
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Public? Byeeeeeee.

At work, I unclog it. Unfortunately, my office is right outside the restrooms so if some other jagoff clogs it, it usually ends up being my job to take care of it too.
 
Do you alert somebody or just walk out and whistle nonchalantly as if nothing happened? I had the dreaded clog at work today (I used too much toilet paper, probably should have flushed halfway thru) and just left hoping no one connected me to the toilet.
oh, i thought this was not a rhetorical question, but rather a how-to question. To which, Frank Zappa provided the answer:

well the toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
the plumber he said, 'never flush a tampoon"
this great information cost me half a week's pay
and the toilet blew up later on the next day -ay-yay.

ps, i'm starting to wonder whether we need a separate board for toilet-involved threads.
 
Work - I live 10-15 mins from the office, so I come home to poop or at lunch.

Public - Rarely will I poop in public. If I can't hold it, it's not going to be the consistency that clogs a toilet. I'm also no more than 2 wipe flush.
 
Someone at work clogged the toilets so bad it overflowed into the hallway leading to the breakroom. I had to skip lunch that day.
 
No clue. I crap and flush and walk away. I expect the toilet to do it's only job, I don't stand over it wringing my hands.
 
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