What is the last text you received from your spouse/significant other?

[lucas80]

I'm upstairs watching football. Mrs. Lucas is downstairs watching something else. I don't really care what it is. Anyway, the only beer left upstairs is a Swarm, and no matter how much I want to support buying KP today, I want a Bud Light. I text her to bring a few bottles upstairs and hand me one in the recliner, and she responds, "Not a chance, sweet cheeks".

 

[NoleATL]

Pretty boring...

"I’m fine with dinner with Bob
(Obviously both would be better but since John’s out of town)"

 

[Moral]

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[SeaPA]

" I have a headache, so go a couple of extra rounds with OPs mom"

 

[billanole]

" I have a headache, so go a couple of extra rounds with OPs mom"

Double or nothing.

 

[lucas80]

" I have a headache, so go a couple of extra rounds with OPs mom"

Sure, but how many men of HORT texted to their wife tonight, "I'll be home late, there's a line at SeaPA's house".

 

[hawkbirch]

“Yes. Crazy” in response to the Proctor news.

 

[SSG T]

<Son who is coaching basketball>'s BB game is cancelled.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

❤️

 

[Hawki97]

“I still can’t believe how big your junk is. So massive.”

 

[millah_22]

"heading home"

 

[CLUB215]

"I got something to show you"

 

[mthawkeyes]

"Good for now, I think."

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I didn't know pot was legal in Arizona. How much cash in your wallet...

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[BelemNole]

“Ok, need anything?”

 

[EasyHawk]

Where are you?

 

[Chuck C]

Out of context this sounds like something else.

“Yeah but because of her overbite the bottom leaves a gap which allowed her lip to get stuck”

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Light mint green
Looks really good

 

[FSUTribe76]

Last text communications from the TBW.

TBW - “Rodney Hill flipped from FAMU to Miami”
Me - “What a little traitor b!+ch!!! LOL, oh well he gets a worse spot now than he was in before. Smooth move, Exlax”
TBW - “You gettin some work done?”
Me - “Some….”
TBW - “Get to work slacker.”
TBW - “Did you find the slice of cheesecake I left for you.”
Me - ”Yes, I haven’t tried it yet though”

 

[lucas80]

Last text communications from the TBW.

TBW - “Rodney Hill flipped from FAMU to Miami”
Me - “What a little traitor b!+ch!!! LOL, oh well he gets a worse spot now than he was in before. Smooth move, Exlax”
TBW - “You gettin some work done?”
Me - “Some….”
TBW - “Get to work slacker.”
TBW - “Did you find the slice of cheesecake I left for you.”
Me - ”Yes, I haven’t tried it yet though”

Smooth move ExLax? How old are you two?

 

[stillh8unlv]

"When's lucas80's wife getting here?"

 

[LuciousBDragon]

“You’re a MF”

Trust me though, there’s additional context to this…

 

[hawkifann]

You guys can have fun with this one: “I think we’re going to run a little late”

 

[BrianNole777]

I have no spouse or significant other


CSB.

 

[FSUTribe76]

Smooth move ExLax? How old are you two?

Too old. Old enough to have seen Friends, the Breakfast Club and Heathers and to have owned some Descendants cds.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

“Heels play early. Done before the concert.”

Heels won, then we went to see Steep Canyon Rangers.

 

[Hendy hawk]

Where are you?

Yep, we were at the poor’s place.Wal Mart.

 

[hawkdave007]

And I quote: "Yeesh"

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

“Yes. You have to jerk off the sink to get water.”

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

“Hurry home, baby, my tight little pussy is dripping for your 11”.”

 

[QChawks]

Tiktok’s

lots and lots of TikTok’s

 

[stickman80]

"have you found your phone"

 

[SansAgain]

“I still can’t believe how big your junk is. So massive.”

Somewhere Ricky Gervais is laughing.

 

[SansAgain]

“No hard feelings here. The sex was really good regardless “ I just broke up with the woman last night.

 

[Aardvark86]

take the dog out

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Are you at OP’s Mom’s house again?