That Mercedes, oh excuse me I mean Melania, actually spends at the White House this term? We know the first term she lived most of the time in New York and during the time during Trump's losing four years she's been almost exclusively every day in New York. So what's the over-under on the number of days she spends in the White House? I wonder if it's spelled out in her most recent prenup? I mean I get it, from her point of view. who wants to be anywhere close to that shit pants, dementia ridden, McDonalds Big Mac stinky slob? I'm saying the number is 25 per year.