I know, you often wonder, is Trad being intentionally obtuse or is he an idiot. The truth is sadder. He actually manages to convince himself that the moronic things he's arguing are true.
Take this case. A simple pocket laser pointer that wouldn't damage your eye if it were to be shined in it for a moment, as addressed by his pasted story, could in no way be powerful enough to light up the cockpit of a plane flying a mile or so away. Those are bigger, more dangerous lasers that are popular with idiot 20-somethings and can be found all over YouTube burning crap and causing other sorts of mayhem. But acknowledging that they are different defeats his argument, so his brain rejects it out of hand and forges ever on, searching for more and more links to "prove" his point. He's still trying to "prove" that his carton a day smoking habit isn't dangerous.
Why do the balloons have to be black??? Seems racist to me.