When is diarrhea no longer diarrhea?

[CJ Beat Hard]

So the kids needed to be diarrhea free for 24 hours to go back to school. When is your shit no longer considered diarrhea? When it’s no longer watery? When it’s back to solid? Is a pile of mush considered diarrhea? What consistency can I send them back?

 

[jasonrann]

Pile of mush always worked with our kids.

 

[The Tradition]

You don't have the check the stool consistency. If the kids haven't had to desperately run to the shitter for more than 24 hours then they're good to go.

 

[Scott559]

When they can no longer shit through a screen door at 10 feet.

 

[drew_hawk]

When they can no longer shit through a screen door at 10 feet.

 

[Colonoscopy]

He called the shit poop!

 

[Jerome Silberman]

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

It’s Friday evening bruh, and I’m assuming your kids don’t have school on Monday. They should be good to go by Tuesday.

 

[drew_hawk]

He called the shit poop!

 

[Morrison71]

I love when I get type 1 stools for C Diff tests.

 

[drew_hawk]

I love when I get type 1 stools for C Diff tests.

 

[joelbc1]

When it’s bloody..

 

[Gus is dead]

So the kids needed to be diarrhea free for 24 hours to go back to school. When is your shit no longer considered diarrhea? When it’s no longer watery? When it’s back to solid? Is a pile of mush considered diarrhea? What consistency can I send them back?

Diarrhea is defined as liquid. As in the stool conforms to the container it is within. Generally it is also more frequent than ones normal.

Pudding like texture, or greater, I would say is adequately formed to go back.

For daycare infant purposes I tell parents that if it doesn't leak out of the diaper they can go back.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Wait. They have non-diarrhea poop now?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You don't have the check the stool consistency. If the kids haven't had to desperately run to the shitter for more than 24 hours then they're good to go.

Is that your wife's rule or yours?

 

[NoleATL]

He called the shit poop!

Is poop a noun or a verb?

 

[stickman80]

So the kids needed to be diarrhea free for 24 hours to go back to school. When is your shit no longer considered diarrhea? When it’s no longer watery? When it’s back to solid? Is a pile of mush considered diarrhea? What consistency can I send them back?

If you have to ask...you still got the shits.

 

[stickman80]

The chocolate milk rule.

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[WSC72]

 

[hydro2.0]

OP trying to pass his kids off on the education system, nice.

Hope they don’t get anyone else sick.

 

[torbee]

 

[billanole]

We got a turd scholar in the thread. He knows scat.

 

[JWolf74]

When it's soft serve chocolate ice cream consistency.

Please leave your copay at your mother's. I'll pick it up later.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

So the kids needed to be diarrhea free for 24 hours to go back to school. When is your shit no longer considered diarrhea? When it’s no longer watery? When it’s back to solid? Is a pile of mush considered diarrhea? What consistency can I send them back?

When the ejection of the feces isn’t considered explosive.

a sudden, forceful, and often uncontrollable release of large amounts of watery stool.

 

[noleclone2]

When you can laugh, cough, and sneeze without shittin yourself, you are healed.

 

[billanole]

When you can laugh, cough, and sneeze without shittin yourself, you are healed.

Words to live by.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[Jerome Silberman]

We got a turd scholar in the thread. He knows scat.

Dr Duece, please.

 

[billanole]

Dr Duece, please.

As one deep into the know on this subject, you likely know that mice have perfected evacuation. The pointed turds stop the arsehole from slamming shut, which aids several important needs.
Never have sore buttholes and don’t alert predators with clanging buttocks noises. Win, win.