Have I been punched since 1995? Yes. Should have sent the first wife to jail.
When was the last time you punched someone in the face?
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But the question reminds me of seeing the great bluesman Jimmy Witherspoon in concert. He began a number by talking about how adaptable 12 bar blues was as a musical form. For example, he continued, last night his old lady was nagging him about how he had to take her to the dentist the next day. So he wrote a song about it, which began:
I'm not gonna take you to the dentist tomorrow, 'cause I'm gonna knock yo' teeth out tonite
But the question reminds me of seeing the great bluesman Jimmy Witherspoon in concert. He began a number by talking about how adaptable 12 bar blues was as a musical form. For example, he continued, last night his old lady was nagging him about how he had to take her to the dentist the next day. So he wrote a song about it, which began:
I'm not gonna take you to the dentist tomorrow, 'cause I'm gonna knock yo' teeth out tonite
First and only time was after a night out in college in the fall of 2005. Some dude was lipping off and trying to take a slice of pizza from me that I just purchased. I threw a piece of sausage at him and the dude punched me in the face. So I punched him back. I was a bit intoxicated so I don’t remember all that happened after but I’ve had people say I knocked him out but I find it hard to believe. I also heard some of his buddies tried to fight me after.
The really shitty part is I wasn’t even around that area a while later and the cops came and found me and gave me a ticket for disturbing the peace. Was a bad night to wear a bright yellow shirt.
The really shitty part is I wasn’t even around that area a while later and the cops came and found me and gave me a ticket for disturbing the peace. Was a bad night to wear a bright yellow shirt.
1981 on the school bus one morning. I warned him to stop pestering me. He didn't listen. I popped him in the mouth and knocked a cap off one of his teeth. He never bothered me again.
I caught Jason Funke with a nasty uppercut in 7th grade, literally knocking him up into the air. It wasn’t as bad in the scene below, but pretty close.
2018 at Captains Getaway in Boji. 3 gentleman started a fight they shouldn't have. I KOd the first one, picked the second up and threw him through a table, and the third took a right hook from me to the dome and split his forehead open pretty decent.
1993
FSU had just beat Miami and was on its way to its first MNC. We were all hammered and walking down to Tennessee Street with the rest of the students to drink the bars dry. Was with my brother and his friends from Cash Hall (I had graduated the year before) and his girlfriend. The girlfriend was...sassy. I don't recall what started the back and forth between her and I (again, we were all very drunk) but I do recall that at one point she said "well you don't have much of a chest" (TBF I was pretty skinny) and I replied "neither do you." (TFB she wasn't particularly endowed). She slapped me right across the face. So I slapped her back. Exceeeeeept....I was eating sunflower seeds and had a bunch in my hand. I didn't let them go when I 'slapped' her sooooo...really I clocked her on her chin.
I dont' remember much of the rest of the night except that we took over a bar and drank it dry. People also assumed we were the bouncers as we were sitting by the door and one of our buddies was so big we called him 'link' for the missing link.
Anyway, the next morning the girlfriend wakes up with a bruise on her chin, blames my brother and beats the crap out of him.
Good time was had by all.
FSU had just beat Miami and was on its way to its first MNC. We were all hammered and walking down to Tennessee Street with the rest of the students to drink the bars dry. Was with my brother and his friends from Cash Hall (I had graduated the year before) and his girlfriend. The girlfriend was...sassy. I don't recall what started the back and forth between her and I (again, we were all very drunk) but I do recall that at one point she said "well you don't have much of a chest" (TBF I was pretty skinny) and I replied "neither do you." (TFB she wasn't particularly endowed). She slapped me right across the face. So I slapped her back. Exceeeeeept....I was eating sunflower seeds and had a bunch in my hand. I didn't let them go when I 'slapped' her sooooo...really I clocked her on her chin.
I dont' remember much of the rest of the night except that we took over a bar and drank it dry. People also assumed we were the bouncers as we were sitting by the door and one of our buddies was so big we called him 'link' for the missing link.
Anyway, the next morning the girlfriend wakes up with a bruise on her chin, blames my brother and beats the crap out of him.
Good time was had by all.
Women can almost always assault a man and get away with it unless on camera. Men should never resort back to violence in return. LEO is always going to side against you. Not even worth the phone call if she gave you a black eye and you left. Just lock yourself in a room at the house until the cray cray is done.
Me too only goes so far.
Me too only goes so far.
Can't talk about it. My therapist finally got me to let go of it (and a lot of other shit) last May. She made me give her my handle and said she didn't want to ever see anything about my prior life. (You may have noticed I've been a little different the last few months).
This was no school yard dustoff.
This was no school yard dustoff.
Never Punched someone.
Closest story I have is went to church camp around 9 years old. There was a kid in our cabin who was a bit of a jerk the first night. Next morning we went out to the dock to look at the fish, he tried to push me in. No idea how I didn't fall in - 2ndly I have no idea how I caught up to the kid, but ran down the dock tackled him and we rolled around a bit. 1st and only time I have see red. Old guy camping in one of the cabins told us to break it up. All I will say is didn't have anymore problems with him the rest of the week.
Closest story I have is went to church camp around 9 years old. There was a kid in our cabin who was a bit of a jerk the first night. Next morning we went out to the dock to look at the fish, he tried to push me in. No idea how I didn't fall in - 2ndly I have no idea how I caught up to the kid, but ran down the dock tackled him and we rolled around a bit. 1st and only time I have see red. Old guy camping in one of the cabins told us to break it up. All I will say is didn't have anymore problems with him the rest of the week.
After reading this thread I am confident In my HROT fight bar abilities
And fuking OPs mom
And fuking OPs mom
