When was the last time you truly were an A-hole and don’t regret it

[Scott559]

Mine was probably over 20 years ago, I was at a drive through in Indy, It was pouring rain and I pulled up to the speaker to place my order, No other cars in the drive through, I wait several minutes to place my order and no one acknowledges I am there. I pull up to the window and a gal opens window and informs me I need to order at the speaker. I explain the situation and she cops an attitude and tells me I need to order at the speaker, I drive around, still no cars in line and place my order, I pull up to the window and the gal opens window to collect payment, I look her in the eye and tell her to take my order and shove it up her ass and I drove away.

 

[General Tso]

Last time I replied to Here_4_a_Day

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Last time I replied to Here_4_a_Day

Speaking the truth isn't being an asshole...and any invective used is earned by that moran.

 

[QChawks]

 

[FAUlty Gator]

In Cocoa Beach last year guy took a spot I was waiting for at a restaurant and I was so pissed. So, as he was walking up to the door I parked, with the car running at the entrance, walked up right in front of him and put our name on the waiting list and walked back out. He gave me a “well played” look on my way back to my car.

Yeah…you don’t want to get on my bad side.

 

[95Hawk]

In Cocoa Beach last year guy took a spot I was waiting for at a restaurant and I was so pissed. So, as he was walking up to the door I parked, with the car running at the entrance, walked up right in front of him and put our name on the waiting list and walked back out. He gave me a “well played” look on my way back to my car.

Yeah…you don’t want to get on my bad side.

Standing between you (or delaying your) next meal seems like a death wish. 😉

I love you, Yellow.

 

[Mister Hawkeyes]

In Cocoa Beach last year guy took a spot I was waiting for at a restaurant and I was so pissed. So, as he was walking up to the door I parked, with the car running at the entrance, walked up right in front of him and put our name on the waiting list and walked back out. He gave me a “well played” look on my way back to my car.

Yeah…you don’t want to get on my bad side.

This isn’t even being an A hole. This is genius.

 

[Chishawk1425]

Dealing with MAGA assholes aside, in 6th grade someone kept looking back at me while we were taking a test. And I noticed they were copying my answers. I subsequently changed my answers to the wrong ones as they copied and fixed it before turning it in. A for me and F for them.

 

[millah_22]

When I worked as a clerk at Iowa, 2 people in my department were getting laid off. It was just a union/senority rule, had nothing to do with anything else. The person hired about 3 months after me was given the choice of being laid off or moved to another department.

She went to my boss and told them it should be me because I was quitting within a year (not true.) then she tried to throw me under the bus for a bunch of other things that either weren't true, or were the exact same things she was doing.

She fought hard to come back to our department. I told HR everything she did, and she was allowed to come back when a spot opened up. For the rest of the time we worked together I didn't say a single word to her. 8 hours of silence every day.

Then I did end up quitting within a year, but I did not know it at the time. She came to an after hours going away party and was a total b*tch to everyone there, and I gave her an earful and told her to leave.

No regrets.