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Where’s Melania?

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The mail order bride feels no shame. She doesn’t care as long as she lives the life of luxury with her little mutant.
She fulfilled her contractually obligated duties.
As posted when it was announced that Daycare Donnie had sold Mar A Lago, my guess is they might be getting a divorce. Trump is losing a lot of money, and a broke felon is unlikely to hold up their end of the pre-nup
 
Melania is 53 years old and her husband Donald is 77 yrs old.
The 24 year age difference reminds us that he is old enough
to be her father. Word on the street is that she will not be
involved in his re-election campaign and will stay out of the
public eye as long as they are still married.

Bottom Line: The End is Near, I see the Final Curtain
 
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Everyone is saying The Don had Melania off'd and any future reappearance is from a body double.
 
Melania was seen in public with Donald on Monday when he waddled out to the cameras to decry Peter Navarro being sent to prison. She's in a tough spot. She hates Donald, but she's financially beholden to him. Now that he's pissed away all of Fred's money the assets promised to her in the prenuptial agreement are in doubt. If Donald isn't elected then the grift gets harder. I expect her to make some contractually obligated campaign appearances in order to help Donald grift off of the government again. If he isn't elected I think the cult starts to peel away.
 
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