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Where Are All The Homers Today?

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eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
 
eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
eyes is still in mourning over our first half offensive explosion. Give him a little time to cope, will ya?
 
eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
Not sure where the homers are but we’ve clearly identified who the over reactors are. Congrats!
 
eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Hopefully, Iowa keeps the academics strong.

Gonna need it next year to maybe become bowl eligible with a 5-7 record.
 
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I suspect they are preparing posts about all those games Kirk has won, how lucky Iowa is to have him, how no other coach could possibly do as well or better, that no good coach would ever come here, and how the Hawks will immediately become bottom feeders forever after Kirk leaves.
 
I suspect they are preparing posts about all those games Kirk has won, how lucky Iowa is to have him, how no other coach could possibly do as well or better, that no good coach would ever come here, and how the Hawks will immediately become bottom feeders forever after Kirk leaves.
Expect those after next year’s Albany game. Woot woot!
 
eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
We are fortunate as fans to have this program.
If we change anything, we are doomed to irrelevancy.
 
The west made Iowa relevant. Going to need somebody better than Kirk to achieve anything in the wide open expanded big ten.

Biggest help is the three guaranteed games every year against big ten bottom feeders, which is a joke.
 
eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
I'm here. And I'm just disappointed that the players (and now the fans, apparently) are failing Coach Ferentz so miserably. I was here telling everyone when Brian was fired that it wasn't going to make the team better, and everyone laughed and called me names. But go on thinking that it's going to magically be better if HC Ferentz is shown the door. That's right - Coach Ferentz isn't the problem here. It's the retarded fans. So I ask you all to take a look in the mirror and ask what you can do to be less retarded.
 
eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
Yes but we scored points and even had a lead against a ranked team. Gotta give Kirk and Lester a few more years to figure it out !

Every coach on offense needs to be let go. Maybe keep Betts

Our OL seems to be decent at run blocking, tho they have games where they can’t and that’s a definite loss.

We’ve also had how many years of centers who can’t snap the ball consistently?? 3?

Our WR…..just god awful. Missouri WR had case of the drops too, but prob an outlier. For Iowa, it’s every game. Tho the pressure on an Iowa WR has to be loads cause you only get 1-2 chances a game. 97% of the time you’re running wind sprints or trying to block

There’s barely any depth on OL and DL. Especially the former where we seem to only recruit projected guards.
 
I'm here. And I'm just disappointed that the players (and now the fans, apparently) are failing Coach Ferentz so miserably. I was here telling everyone when Brian was fired that it wasn't going to make the team better, and everyone laughed and called me names. But go on thinking that it's going to magically be better if HC Ferentz is shown the door. That's right - Coach Ferentz isn't the problem here. It's the retarded fans. So I ask you all to take a look in the mirror and ask what you can do to be less retarded.
So we fans are the ones employing the unqualified likes of Budmayr, Brian, and Barnett? We fans are the ones who run an outdated, plodding offense scheme that can’t attract skill position recruits? We fans are the ones who don’t have the guts to trust our players to make plays, and instead consistently punt on 4th & short from inside the opponent’s territory rather than trying to seal a victory?
 
eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
I bet cmhawks is leading them in an off-line circle-jerk about how we actually scored 2 offensive TD's & tried REALLY hard on defense!

I love me some Phil, but can't get my head around almost never blitzing against a QB carving up our weak-a$$ secondary.
 
I'm here. And I'm just disappointed that the players (and now the fans, apparently) are failing Coach Ferentz so miserably. I was here telling everyone when Brian was fired that it wasn't going to make the team better, and everyone laughed and called me names. But go on thinking that it's going to magically be better if HC Ferentz is shown the door. That's right - Coach Ferentz isn't the problem here. It's the retarded fans. So I ask you all to take a look in the mirror and ask what you can do to be less retarded.
All due respect, sir, but are you chemically dependent?
 
I'm here. And I'm just disappointed that the players (and now the fans, apparently) are failing Coach Ferentz so miserably. I was here telling everyone when Brian was fired that it wasn't going to make the team better, and everyone laughed and called me names. But go on thinking that it's going to magically be better if HC Ferentz is shown the door. That's right - Coach Ferentz isn't the problem here. It's the retarded fans. So I ask you all to take a look in the mirror and ask what you can do to be less retarded.
Blaming the fans for the program's on-field failures. That's the single dumbest thing I've ever read.
 
So we fans are the ones employing the unqualified likes of Budmayr, Brian, and Barnett? We fans are the ones who run an outdated, plodding offense scheme that can’t attract skill position recruits? We fans are the ones who don’t have the guts to trust our players to make plays, and instead consistently punt on 4th & short from inside the opponent’s territory rather than trying to seal a victory?
What? You dare to disrespect The Gift From God, among others???
 
I'm here. And I'm just disappointed that the players (and now the fans, apparently) are failing Coach Ferentz so miserably. I was here telling everyone when Brian was fired that it wasn't going to make the team better, and everyone laughed and called me names. But go on thinking that it's going to magically be better if HC Ferentz is shown the door. That's right - Coach Ferentz isn't the problem here. It's the retarded fans. So I ask you all to take a look in the mirror and ask what you can do to be less retarded.
Impressive. This may be the dumbest post I have ever read and I spend time on the off topic board.

Seriously, congratulations if you really believe this.
 
Where is ol' eyes, when we (don't) need him?

I am anticipating a sanctimonious diatribe of epic proportions directed against us lowlife, cognitively challenged slacker Capt Fossil nondevotees.
He’s too busy in his own thread trying to convince everyone he was right that we were in a terrible spot when the game was tied 14-14. Because, you know, that was just a launchpad to get it to 24-14, and then of course it was all downhill from there.
 
So we fans are the ones employing the unqualified likes of Budmayr, Brian, and Barnett? We fans are the ones who run an outdated, plodding offense scheme that can’t attract skill position recruits? We fans are the ones who don’t have the guts to trust our players to make plays, and instead consistently punt on 4th & short from inside the opponent’s territory rather than trying to seal a victory?
Yes, in a nutshell.
 
I'm here. And I'm just disappointed that the players (and now the fans, apparently) are failing Coach Ferentz so miserably. I was here telling everyone when Brian was fired that it wasn't going to make the team better, and everyone laughed and called me names. But go on thinking that it's going to magically be better if HC Ferentz is shown the door. That's right - Coach Ferentz isn't the problem here. It's the retarded fans. So I ask you all to take a look in the mirror and ask what you can do to be less retarded.
Aren't you a Nebraska fan? WTF do you know about us?
 
eyesoncock, frosty, cmhawks, the “hammer is going to drop” idiot - where are you?

George Barnett’s gang put on yet another clinic in getting manhandled. Budmayr’s group had the dropsies. Captain Kirk started playing four corners offense with 20 minutes left on the clock. No depth at any positions other than d-line and TE. Nine losses in a row to ranked teams.

Iowa was badly out-coached. Why aren’t you here singing the praises of our infallible coach?
@cmhawks99 -- You've been called out, my man. Curious how you can leverage your Y-league coaching experience to justify our dogsh!t performance yesterday.
 
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