Any animal in the animal kingdom. Also you are not killing a giraffe or manatee with your bare hands.
Well it started with a tweet about if you were down 80 against NBA players would the nba players come back in 5 mins. The. It evolved into an older argument about how one of my friends think they would be able to take a wolf 1 on 1 and then it evolved into what is the animal that would be the line of humans being able to kill a animal with their bare hands.
You underestimate me.
How exactly would you do this? I am not saying they would kill you or you couldn't defend against one, but how exactly would you kill a giraffe or manatee with your bare hands? Not sure you could even get up to a giraffe's head to be able to do anything there.
You aren't tall enough to reach a giraffe's neck so good luck with that. And I am guessing if you tried to climb up their leg they would kick the shizznit out of you.
I don't think I could kill an ostrich. I think they'd peck and kick the crap out of me. They seem pretty bad tempered once they get worked up.
Seriously serial killer thoughts. I have never thought about an animal I would or could kill with my bare hands. Nor do I see the need to think of it. Defending or protecting yourself from a potential animal in the wild is different than just contemplating killing an animal with your bare hands and would be something a psychopath thinks up. Bruno, you need to go see a psychiatrist ASAP!
Shit, the average fat ass lazy HROTer couldn't catch and kill a possum with their bare hands. Let's get real here.
They have a couple timberwolves in a pen at the Niabi Zoo over here. You should toss your friend in and make him prove it.
Like OP's mom.
Like OP's mom.
I've been to an ostrich farm. An ostrich will straight f--k you up. You wouldn't last 60 seconds.
Yah one of those whips or a hoove stomp and @NDallasRuss is #doneI would love to see someone say, "Hold my beer" and try to choke out a giraffe when they can do this.
I would love to see them just try to get up on their back to reach their neck.I would love to see someone say, "Hold my beer" and try to choke out a giraffe when they can do this.
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Whoaaaaa man. Bruno and friends only talk about killing animals with a chance of the animals killing us back.@BrunoMars420 you and you friends are potential serial killers.
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Dude. Those kangaroos are usually declawed. One out in the wild if you chose to go at it with would gut you with a kick when their claws dig in through your abdomen.
Big goofy giraffes! They try whipping me and I'll punch them right in their already-strained giraffe heart.
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Start with a Johnny Lawrence leg sweep followed by fists of fury to it's adams cucumber when it's down.
I would love to see someone say, "Hold my beer" and try to choke out a giraffe when they can do this.
The point of the exercise is to get over the mental hurdle of killing an animal with your bare hands when your survival is at stake. Easy for someone who grew up hunting. Not so easy for the suburbanite who views anything smaller than a pig as a pet.
