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I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch with that pie hole!Russ vs manatee would go something like this.
Where is the line for a human killing an animal with their bare hands?
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Basically any reptile can be killed by a skilled human. But once you get past something like a wolf, we are simply outclassed. You would have to get in really demented shit like raising a lion from a cub, earn its trust as its parent. And then kill it in its sleep.
Northern would try to slap it around like his wife.
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I always see videos of people feeding them, likely been working at it for years. This is how they usually end up. Not sure why someone would post a video of themselves being so stupid. Arched back, ears flat, stilted walk, yeah, this will end well. Even the way he is holding the food.
So basically the long con.....
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A whole day and no post about OP chokes his chicken? Sad HROT. Sad.
OP’s Mom had rabies one time and there was discussion of putting her down by clogging her throat.
Just gotta give this thread some props. Our man Russ is obviously the MVP.
Watch out Manatees, beware the full Nelson.
Watch out Manatees, beware the full Nelson.
This thread has me straight laughing my ass off. You guys are out your damn minds. Humans are the king of this planet for one reason. Our intelligence. 95 percent of the animal kingdom is ending you in a straight up melee battle with no weapons, lol.
LOL... yeah I cringe when I see people with "tamed" racoons eating from their hands. Good luck with that.
I love how the cat is just chilling with the racoons at the beginning. Cats don't give a #$##.
I went to the Bronx Zoo yesterday and stood a few feet away from 5 giraffes.
i met their gaze as we sized each other up. You could tell that they knew that they weren't the toughest in that room.
I'm more convinced than ever that I could eff up a giraffe.
Like a legit hit or just a fair ball? And movement or just a straight fastball?
I have a friend who was a MLB pitcher and we’ve done this exercise before. Getting a bat on an MLB pitch with movement is the most incredible thing in sports to me.
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I agree. Then I watched a version of this. And I figure both are equally hard and impressive.
And if you haven't watched the Nolan Ryan documentary, do it.
Not reading the thread. Humans suck at killing anything with their bare hands, that's why we have continually developed murder tools through all of our existence.
Bronx Zoo is filled with chumps. Watch out, Russ. Did you read the desire they have to crush “manhood”?
Ever see a striper deliver a kick to the shin? Bone breaking moment. You be my hero, Russ, but…
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It was very well done. Watched it last weekend, loved seeing all those players from when I was a kid.
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A solitary lion wouldn't take on an adult giraffe.
I figure if a giraffe used an iPhone it would rapidly develop debilitating cervical problems from poor posture and become much easier to slay bare handed. Just wait for that giraffe tech boom Russ, then it’s easy street for the critter killin.
A lion does not possess the ability to apply a perfect Full Nelson (capitalized out of respect) like @NDallasRuss can.
I believe in him.
He gots mooves. Don’t bet against hI’m.
I had a pretty good breakfast. I think I could take out a Grizzly with my bare hands.
When you get sick of the in-laws this afternoon, kill some time reading the thread. There's some great comedy in it.
It was hilarious how many were convinced that their .285 average in high school would translate to them putting the ball in play against an MLB pitcher.
When my boys were younger they trained some with a guy who had a long career as a spot reliever. One of the other kids he worked with was currently a catcher for a D1 college; the trainer would pitch some to him to get him used to catching higher level pitching, so I sometimes got to watch him throw MLB-style pitching. It is pretty eye-opening.
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When I still lived in ATL, we ended up with a FSU relief pitcher on our softball team (can't remember his name, he played in the 00-05 range). We were screwing around one day and had him throw some to me. Nope.
Do hookers count as "animals???"
If so, strangulation with panty hose is the best method.
If so, strangulation with panty hose is the best method.
Not supposed to laugh at this, but....
In the PC era, are they hookers, street workers, ladies of the night, escorts or something else?
I would love to see someone say, "Hold my beer" and try to choke out a giraffe when they can do this.
Yeah, one of those things would fling you into the next county.
