You got me, Kenneth. The other day, I was walking down the road, minding my own business, and a car full of black guys drove by and yelled, "Hey, Honkey!"
I was devastated. I mean, this is 21st century America and people are still judging me by the color of my skin?
I could barely make it to my "safe place" where I could commiserate with those who understand the pain and suffering I went through during that awful incident. After some decompression breathing exercises and some healthy snacks, we decided that a protest was the only solution to this indignity.
But who to protest against? Well, I wasn't on campus but the University of Central Florida was in the same area code, so we decided we would demand that the president of UCF step down because he didn't take me seriously.
The nerve of that guy!
We also decided that UCF should have mandatory "white privilege" training for all students in the off chance that my attackers hadn't been sufficiently educated. This should help a lot.