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White elephant gifts

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Anybody have a good idea for a white elephant gift that's likely to make people want to fight over it? So far I'm leaning towards a Hawkeye blanket. Other ideas I've kicked around would be gift cards, lottery tickets, or alcohol.
 
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Scratch off Lottery tickets. People will want them then they'll get laughed at when they're worthless.
 
Scratch off Lottery tickets. People will want them then they'll get laughed at when they're worthless.
I wasn't laughing last year when I put a $5 scratcher in with some other things and they won $500. In fact, deep down inside I was a little pissed off I didn't keep it.
 
Is there a dollar limit for this gift swap?
No firm limit. I was probably thinking roughly $50 but I could go higher I guess if I thought it was really worth it for a gift someone would actually use rather than just throw in a junk pile. It's hard to think of many things (other than gift cards or alcohol) for much less than $50 that people would want to receive and not just view as junk.
 
One year I gave a Christian workout video called "Firm Believer".
 
Anybody have a good idea for a white elephant gift that's likely to make people want to fight over it? So far I'm leaning towards a Hawkeye blanket. Other ideas I've kicked around would be gift cards, lottery tickets, or alcohol.
Those aren't white elephant gifts. I went to an event last year where you were supposed to bring a white elephant gift, and I brought a laser disk movie.

If people are fighting over it, that's proof it isn't a white elephant. The idea is something you can't get rid of that costs more than it's worth to anybody.

Reminds me of a Phil Harris novelty song, "The Thing":

 
Those aren't white elephant gifts. I went to an event last year where you were supposed to bring a white elephant gift, and I brought a laser disk movie.

If people are fighting over it, that's proof it isn't a white elephant. The idea is something you can't get rid of that costs more than it's worth to anybody.

Reminds me of a Phil Harris novelty song, "The Thing":

Your are correct. He should have brought an Iowa State blanket. No one wants those except JP.
 
One year some smartass gave a DVD set of Girls Gone Wild videos at a family gathering. Kind of uncomfortable, yet funny at the same time. Everybody acted like they didn't want it but the BIL sure seemed to get it out to his car for safekeeping once he was 'stuck' with it.

Yeah, I know. CSB
 
One year after I bought a really crappy gift (maximum value was $10), but I taped $7 in one dollar bills all over it. It got a huge laugh but got passed around quite a bit.
 
No firm limit. I was probably thinking roughly $50 but I could go higher I guess if I thought it was really worth it for a gift someone would actually use rather than just throw in a junk pile. It's hard to think of many things (other than gift cards or alcohol) for much less than $50 that people would want to receive and not just view as junk.

$50 buys a Amazon Fire Tab, but if your family is as miserable as LCs I guess it doesn't fit. Christmas sweaters for that family.
 
Do you mean an actual 'white elephant gift" or a decent gift for a decent gift exchange where people can trade gifts? Pretty different concept really.
Yeah, my family evidently uses the term differently than some others in this thread but what we do is a gift exchange where all of the presents get put in a pile and you can either unwrap one or steal what someone else has already unwrapped. If there is some other term we should be using I'm all ears. Sometimes people bring a funny gift but if I'm spending the money on it I'd rather bring something somebody might actually want to use.
 
Yeah, my family evidently uses the term differently than some others in this thread but what we do is a gift exchange where all of the presents get put in a pile and you can either unwrap one or steal what someone else has already unwrapped. If there is some other term we should be using I'm all ears. Sometimes people bring a funny gift but if I'm spending the money on it I'd rather bring something somebody might actually want to use.[/QUOTE
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I think some people say white elepenat when they are trying to find funny cheap gifts. But that is why I was asking. My GF's family does exactly what you are talking about above. They are huge Hawk fans so most people bring something IA related or booze related. Last year her sister brought an IA snuggie and some IA mittens she bought online that had a can coozie built in. Best I can explain it anyway. They were a popular pick. I brought a replica of kinnick that can sit on your desk that people liked as well. But at the end of the day, a good bottle of booze also works.
 
Yeah, my family evidently uses the term differently than some others in this thread but what we do is a gift exchange where all of the presents get put in a pile and you can either unwrap one or steal what someone else has already unwrapped. If there is some other term we should be using I'm all ears. Sometimes people bring a funny gift but if I'm spending the money on it I'd rather bring something somebody might actually want to use.

Yeah, I hate that particular version of the gift swap. The whole "stealing of the gift" thing just screams peace on earth and goodwill toward men.

Ha ha, Jim! I'm stealing the bottle of Jack Daniels and you're stuck with the English Leather gift set! Merry Christmas, buddy!
 
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This might go over a lot like the Girls Gone Wild videos referenced above. Nobody will claim to want it, but somebody will hustle that thing out to their car ASAP. They might take 5 minutes to go to the car as well.
 
One year some smartass gave a DVD set of Girls Gone Wild videos at a family gathering. Kind of uncomfortable, yet funny at the same time. Everybody acted like they didn't want it but the BIL sure seemed to get it out to his car for safekeeping once he was 'stuck' with it.

Yeah, I know. CSB
So did you wrap your used scratched copies or buy the two for one deal that was advertised and keep one of them for yourself? :)
 
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Nunchucks and throwing stars can be found for very reasonable prices on Amazon.
 
Go to local second hand store. Find a statue of an elephant. A white one is ideal. Otherwise paint it white. When recipient opens it act confused when they look at you with a stupid expression.........
 
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Do you mean an actual 'white elephant gift" or a decent gift for a decent gift exchange where people can trade gifts? Pretty different concept really.

Yeah, we do it in "rounds" in our family. Everyone has three chances to keep or pass gift after they take a peek. A few years back my brother put in a $50 gift certificate to Omaha steaks in a bag...I saw it and held on to it, only to discover at the end the certificate had expired a year earlier. The bastard!
 
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