Why do JD Vance’s kids eat so many eggs?

[mnole03]

14 for breakfast every day seems excessive.

J.D. Vance is left with egg on his face during supermarket stop

A new clip of JD Vance complaining about egg prices at a campaign stop to a supermarket has some claiming he's got his facts scrambled.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[millah_22]

14 is excessive, but so are current egg prices imo.

 

[Scruddy]

Man, that scramble pun in the lead in sure was a doozy.. on topic that doesn't seem excessive at all. I usually go through 9 eggs every morning for the family and I don't have as many kids as he does. Growing kids (especially boys) need lots of fuel

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Go yolk, get broke

 

[Scruddy]

Go yolk, get broke

Nice. lol

 

[millah_22]

Man, that scramble pun in the lead in sure was a doozy.. on topic that doesn't seem excessive at all. I usually go through 9 eggs every morning for the family and I don't have as many kids as he does. Growing kids (especially boys) need lots of fuel

7 eggs per kid each morning seems like a lot, though

edit: I guess he has 3 kids, article wasn't clear about that. 4-5 eggs per kid makes sense, but is still kind of a lot.

 

[mnole03]

7 eggs per kid each morning seems like a lot, though

edit: I guess he has 3 kids, article wasn't clear about that. 4-5 eggs per kid makes sense, but is still kind of a lot.

4-5 eggs per kid in no way makes sense. Especially when they’re as young as his kids are (2,4, and 6)

 

[Firekirknow]

14 eggs between 2 little boys for breakfast. Never see that on the kids menu.

 

[seminole97]

4-5 eggs per kid in no way makes sense. Especially when they’re as young as his kids are (2,4, and 6)

His two year old is not eating 4-5 eggs in a sitting.

They take a pair boiled to keep in their pockets and nibble on when they need a snack.

 

[millah_22]

4-5 eggs per kid in no way makes sense. Especially when they’re as young as his kids are (2,4, and 6)

I didn't know their ages 😂 forgive me.

I give my 2 year old 2 eggs and he slaps the plate to the ground without eating any, so I can see how they go through 14 eggs in one meal.

 

[EasyHawk]

He lies or mixes stuff up every time he speaks. He has to be the worst running mate in history. What a loser.

 

[BelemNole]

I like that over his shoulder you can see eggs advertised for $2.xx/dozen

 

[millah_22]

I like that over his shoulder you can see eggs advertised for $2.xx/dozen

STOP FACT CHECKING US

 

[BelemNole]

STOP FACT CHECKING US

It doesn't matter if it's true so long as it paints a story about the struggles of the american people...

 

[Scruddy]

My 18 month old eats 3 eggs a day for breakfast. It's his favorite meal.

 

[Bro D]

Pocket dogs and pocket eggs.. duh

 

[millah_22]

Pocket dogs and pocket eggs.. duh

they complete the holy pocket trinity.

 

[EasyHawk]

"Everything JD and I say has been debunked. They debunked everything."

 

[soybean]

We pay $3 a dozen for farm fresh eggs we buy from a lady who keeps hens a couple miles away. We go through about a dozen a week for just the two of us now. I think that is a bargin.

 

[millah_22]

We pay $3 a dozen for farm fresh eggs we buy from a lady who keeps hens a couple miles away. We go through about a dozen a week for just the two of us now. I think that is a bargin.

Way better than anything you can buy in store.

 

[Funky Bunch]

I go through a couple hundred thousand of Op's mom's eggs per night.

 

[OILCHECKER]

Cons are pretty concerned about eggs....whether it be prices of eggs in the store or ivf.

Weird.

 

[hawkeyez]

It's almost like there was a major bird flu that drove up the prices or something.

Drilling for oil and adding more tariffs will certainly drive the prices back down to pre-Covid prices, right MAGA?

 

[mnole03]

I go through a couple hundred thousand of Op's mom's eggs per night.

 

[lucas80]

They aren't white, so something, something, they are different over there. Let's just be thankful they aren't eating dogs and cats.
By golly he loves them anyway.

 

[fredjr82]

14 is excessive, but so are current egg prices imo.

I pay a guy at work $2.50 a dozen. Farm fresh straight from the chicken to my table.

Granted, I remember paying $0.33 per dozen before the "Egg Scandal of Iowa". Seems like they've been high ever since, but $2.50 is a good in my book

 

[ISUBryce]

14 eggs between 2 little boys for breakfast. Never see that on the kids menu.

This is America, if your toddler isn’t housing a Dennys grand slam each morning you’re doing it wrong.

 

[GES4]

14 is excessive, but so are current egg prices imo.

Eggs are cheap again.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Credit @THE_DEVIL for sharing this one:

 

[GES4]

14 for breakfast every day seems excessive.

J.D. Vance is left with egg on his face during supermarket stop

A new clip of JD Vance complaining about egg prices at a campaign stop to a supermarket has some claiming he's got his facts scrambled.

www.dailymail.co.uk

That's all they have left to eat since the Haitians stole their rental dog.

 

[lucas80]

Credit @THE_DEVIL for sharing this one:

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He probably knows that the price is listed and he's holding a package of 24 eggs, but we are in a stage where Trump / Vance are creating alternative facts. Sadly, 48 percent of the voters don't give AF because they are in a cult, or, you know, they have to stand for something...