Why not invade central Canada?

[desihawk]

We spend a shitload on the military and could use the ROI.
We are wasting military resources in far away places.
Feds need a massive infusion of wealth and cutting costs (while necessary) isn’t nearly enough.
Canada has what 30M people sitting on a landmass that should be supporting at least 10-20 times as many.
Canadians mostly live on 2 small slivers on their coasts and might not even know leave alone miss the middle 2-3 provinces after we take over. We could populate those places and massively drive GDP up and even give canadians a cut.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

hi vlad, how you doing... No doubt trump wonders the same thing

 

[desihawk]

hi vlad, how you doing... No doubt trump wonders the same thing

trudeau, don’t worry, this is only a theoretical question to discuss when hroters are between sets at the gym

 

[Thunderlips71]

Canadians are a lot tougher than Americans, and would make it a very painful endeavor for you macho idiots.

 

[hawkedoff]

No one is invading Canada. The idiot threatening the US energy supply is going to find out some hard lessons though and we won't need to do a thing.

 

[hawkedoff]

Canadians are a lot tougher than Americans, and would make it a very painful endeavor for you macho idiots.

Hilarious. No they aren't.

 

[BrianNole777]

It's too cold.

 

[Mayland]

Although a land invasion seems the most obvious, I’d propose a naval invasion. There’s a lake about 90 miles north of where I live that straddles the North Dakota/ Manitoba border. I can verify it’s very lightly fortified, as I’ve entered Canada dozens of times on my pontoon.
We’d be in Winnipeg in no time!

 

[Aardvark86]

We spend a shitload on the military and could use the ROI.
We are wasting military resources in far away places.
Feds need a massive infusion of wealth and cutting costs (while necessary) isn’t nearly enough.
Canada has what 30M people sitting on a landmass that should be supporting at least 10-20 times as many.
Canadians mostly live on 2 small slivers on their coasts and might not even know leave alone miss the middle 2-3 provinces after we take over. We could populate those places and massively drive GDP up and even give canadians a cut.

manitoba and saskatchewan? hard pass. but if we're talking aboot alberta, deal me in. Cattle, canola, and carbon.

 

[Aardvark86]

Canadians are a lot tougher than Americans, and would make it a very painful endeavor for you macho idiots.

uh, notwithstanding the heartiness of a cold weather people, see today's article about how 1 in 20 kill themselves by euthanasia. like i always say, when the going gets tough, the tough have somebody kill them

 

[fivecardstud14]

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Last time the U.S. invaded Canada it got its ass kicked.

 

[Bro D]

 

[BioHawk]

No one is invading Canada. The idiot threatening the US energy supply is going to find out some hard lessons though and we won't need to do a thing.

I never took you for criticizing Trump but ok. I don't disagree with you there.

 

[QChawks]

 

[Bonerfarts]

We spend a shitload on the military and could use the ROI.
We are wasting military resources in far away places.
Feds need a massive infusion of wealth and cutting costs (while necessary) isn’t nearly enough.
Canada has what 30M people sitting on a landmass that should be supporting at least 10-20 times as many.
Canadians mostly live on 2 small slivers on their coasts and might not even know leave alone miss the middle 2-3 provinces after we take over. We could populate those places and massively drive GDP up and even give canadians a cut.

Have you watched what happened to Russia after they invaded Ukraine?

 

[desihawk]

Have you watched what happened to Russia after they invaded Ukraine?

who’s goimg to donate weapons to canada and how are they going to get it to them? and good chance that the canadians won’t mind it

 

[WSC72]

hi vlad, how you doing... No doubt trump wonders the same thing

Vlad The Impaler??????

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

 

[HawkinK.C.1]

Mexico has a lot of beachfront property and would probably welcome the takeover. Almost a mercy invasion.

 

[desihawk]

Mexico has a lot of beachfront property and would probably welcome the takeover. Almost a mercy invasion.

with mexico problem is weather is too nice, beaches like you say, and great food. we’ll get lazy and the entire invasion will go to shit. with canada i feel like we’ll get a better roi.

 

[Aardvark86]

with mexico problem is weather is too nice, beaches like you say, and great food. we’ll get lazy and the entire invasion will go to shit. with canada i feel like we’ll get a better roi.

and, you could keep the green movement occupied dealing with mexico city

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

Canadians are a lot tougher than Americans, and would make it a very painful endeavor for you macho idiots.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Always good to pick fights with our allies.

 

[ICWestfan]

manitoba and saskatchewan? hard pass. but if we're talking aboot alberta, deal me in. Cattle, canola, and carbon.

Aboot, eh?
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[Jimmy McGill]

I'm not sure we can detain all of SCTV cast

 

[Aardvark86]

I'm not sure we can detain all of SCTV cast

If 3CP1 can jam their station, we can surely detain their cast. Even if it involves exhuming some of them.

 

[Aardvark86]

I'm not sure we can detain all of SCTV cast

As I think about this a bit further in light of the current HBOT board, the comedy practically writes itself:

Fade in to scene with the late Joe Flaherty dressed in Count Floyd costume, lying in a coffin, while Canadian mourners pass by to pay their respects. Suddenly the screen gets blurry as the signal is jammed, then refixes on...wait for it...

Matt Gaetz on OAN's show "The 51st state", interviewing Kari Lake and Pete Hegseth as they talk about upcoming plans for the annexation of our northern friends and our communication strategy to make sure things go smoothly. (Later in the segment, Martin Short will do a cameo as Justin Trudeau.)

 

[Jimmy McGill]

As I think about this a bit further in light of the current HBOT board, the comedy practically writes itself:

Fade in to scene with the late Joe Flaherty dressed in Count Floyd costume, lying in a coffin, while Canadian mourners pass by to pay their respects. Suddenly the screen gets blurry as the signal is jammed, then refixes on...wait for it...

Matt Gaetz on OAN's show "The 51st state", interviewing Kari Lake and Pete Hegseth as they talk about upcoming plans for the annexation of our northern friends and our communication strategy to make sure things go smoothly. (Later in the segment, Martin Short will appear as Justin Trudeau.)

Now we got something going.

 

[poophawk]

I'm not sure we can detain all of SCTV cast

which was a better cast than that of snl at the time right???

 

[Aardvark86]

Now we got something going.

Other segments:

- A diatribe PSA on "Quebecois" ("dont give them money or matches", and make them speak English)
- "Hey Connor", a sitcom about a happy go lucky hockey player who goes around helping people

 

[Jimmy McGill]

which was a better cast than that of snl at the time right???

I wish I had access to it when I was a kid. Hilarious shit.

 

[Aardvark86]

which was a better cast than that of snl at the time right???

absolutely. the sctv crew were brilliant - Candy, Flaherty, Short, Thomas, Martin, Levy, Moranis, O'Hara.

 

[Aardvark86]

Still mulling an analog for "Tibor's Tractor" - perhaps something involving fracking.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Mexico has a lot of beachfront property and would probably welcome the takeover. Almost a mercy invasion.

This

 

[Bonerfarts]

who’s goimg to donate weapons to canada and how are they going to get it to them? and good chance that the canadians won’t mind it

China would gladly watch us slit our own throat and give Canada the knives.

 

[ihhawk]

Didn’t Canada ban almost all firearms for their citizens?

 

[FranklinHawk]

Before I decide if this is a good idea, would we be increasing the limit on walleye we can take up there?

 

[bhawk24bob]

Ever seen Strange Brew?

 

[BelemNole]

Mexico has a lot of beachfront property and would probably welcome the takeover. Almost a mercy invasion.

But where would we send all the brown people?