Why not invade central Canada?

[lucas80]

Still mulling an analog for "Tibor's Tractor" - perhaps something involving fracking.

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[LuciousBDragon]

We spend a shitload on the military and could use the ROI.
We are wasting military resources in far away places.
Feds need a massive infusion of wealth and cutting costs (while necessary) isn’t nearly enough.
Canada has what 30M people sitting on a landmass that should be supporting at least 10-20 times as many.
Canadians mostly live on 2 small slivers on their coasts and might not even know leave alone miss the middle 2-3 provinces after we take over. We could populate those places and massively drive GDP up and even give canadians a cut.

I think we have all invaded that ol’ Poon from Saskatoon.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

We spend a shitload on the military and could use the ROI.
We are wasting military resources in far away places.
Feds need a massive infusion of wealth and cutting costs (while necessary) isn’t nearly enough.
Canada has what 30M people sitting on a landmass that should be supporting at least 10-20 times as many.
Canadians mostly live on 2 small slivers on their coasts and might not even know leave alone miss the middle 2-3 provinces after we take over. We could populate those places and massively drive GDP up and even give canadians a cut.

Our military is committed to rounding up jo’s 20,000,000 ILLEGALS!!!

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

But where would we send all the brown people?

Well to do the resort work and beachfront home housekeeping no lazy white people want to do of course! 🤡

 

[hawkedoff]

No one is invading Canada and they aren't cutting off energy to the US. The man saying this is a moron.

The only thing he has done is underline the need for the US to have energy independence. Which we do but likely need to build it out a bit more. Canada does provide us a lot of energy but we can within a fairly short timeframe bring that threat right back to their door. We can stop accepting anything you sell and we are your biggest customer.

 

[JustSayOV]

manitoba and saskatchewan? hard pass. but if we're talking aboot alberta, deal me in. Cattle, canola, and carbon.

1) I have family in far North Minnesota, like 45 minutes South of the border and the Canola fields in bloom in July are beautiful. See below pics I took from a couple years ago:

2) I like to go fishing in Kenora in Ontario every June so I feel an invasion by the U.S. would really screw that up for me so I would vote against it. And lets not forget the large amount of drunken Indians we would then have to deal with if we over took over central Canada. (this pic from mid-day outside the beer and grocery store)

 

[Aardvark86]

1) I have family in far North Minnesota, like 45 minutes South of the border and the Canola fields in bloom in July are beautiful. See below pics I took from a couple years ago:

2) I like to go fishing in Kenora in Ontario every June so I feel an invasion by the U.S. would really screw that up for me so I would vote against it. And lets not forget the large amount of drunken Indians we would then have to deal with if we over took over central Canada. (this pic from mid-day outside the beer and grocery store)

1. Yep
2. First Peoples