Words or phrases that should get used more often

[OrlandNole]

I'd explain it, but it is probably better googling.

Smegma is a natural, harmless substance that builds up on the genitals from a combination of dead skin cells, oils, sweat, and other fluids:

• Location
  In females, smegma collects in the folds of the labia minora and around the clitoris. In males, it collects under the foreskin.
• Appearance
  Smegma looks like crumbly cheese and usually has a foul odor.
  
  
  
• Function
  Experts believe smegma acts as a natural lubricant for the genitals. In males, it's thought to keep the area between the foreskin and glans moist to reduce friction and discomfort during sex.
  
  
  
• • Prevention and treatment
    The best way to prevent and treat smegma is to regularly wash the genitals and surrounding areas with clean water and soap. Use a gentle soap to avoid irritating the skin. Don't scrub, use harsh cleansers, or apply soap more than once a day.
    
    
  • When to see a doctor
    If you wash the area daily and still notice a cheesy discharge or odor, pain, discomfort, or changes in your skin color, see your doctor. Sexually transmitted infections (STIs) can have similar symptoms as smegma.

You could have just said d*ck cheese.

 

[noleclone2]

I have been using the term “kunt knuckle” lately to describe major bad players / aholes. Usually it get a laugh. Basically used as a more harsher term than douche bag.

 

[An Iowa fan]

That just frosts me.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I'd explain it, but it is probably better googling.

Smegma is a natural, harmless substance that builds up on the genitals from a combination of dead skin cells, oils, sweat, and other fluids:

• Location
  In females, smegma collects in the folds of the labia minora and around the clitoris. In males, it collects under the foreskin.
• Appearance
  Smegma looks like crumbly cheese and usually has a foul odor.
  
  
  
• Function
  Experts believe smegma acts as a natural lubricant for the genitals. In males, it's thought to keep the area between the foreskin and glans moist to reduce friction and discomfort during sex.
  
  
  
• • Prevention and treatment
    The best way to prevent and treat smegma is to regularly wash the genitals and surrounding areas with clean water and soap. Use a gentle soap to avoid irritating the skin. Don't scrub, use harsh cleansers, or apply soap more than once a day.
    
    
  • When to see a doctor
    If you wash the area daily and still notice a cheesy discharge or odor, pain, discomfort, or changes in your skin color, see your doctor. Sexually transmitted infections (STIs) can have similar symptoms as smegma.

You could have just said d*ck cheese.

…and that’s why the Jews invented circumcision…

I hope to shit in your hollow tooth…

 

[Twoooooooo]

Instead of “go fuk yourself” say “go sh1t yourself” much better

 

[coloradonoles]

The hell you say.

 

[SoProudNole]

Taste the rainbow.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Bub. As in "listen here, bub"

 

[Stoopsbrother]

****

C U Next Tuesday

 

[FlickShagwell]

You don’t hear the term “shit-heel” nearly enough for how many of them there are.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

You tell 'em wagon wheel, you’ve been through the shit.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Buggery.

Smegma.

"I didn't nail her......I screwed her"

 

[FlickShagwell]

Cuz it’s YOUR dog.

 

[hawkeyeandy]

Now we're sh1tting in the tall grass.
He's/She's/Its more worthless than teats on a boar hog.

 

[hawkeyeandy]

I'd explain it, but it is probably better googling.

Smegma is a natural, harmless substance that builds up on the genitals from a combination of dead skin cells, oils, sweat, and other fluids:

• Location
  In females, smegma collects in the folds of the labia minora and around the clitoris. In males, it collects under the foreskin.
• Appearance
  Smegma looks like crumbly cheese and usually has a foul odor.
  
  
  
• Function
  Experts believe smegma acts as a natural lubricant for the genitals. In males, it's thought to keep the area between the foreskin and glans moist to reduce friction and discomfort during sex.
  
  
  
• • Prevention and treatment
    The best way to prevent and treat smegma is to regularly wash the genitals and surrounding areas with clean water and soap. Use a gentle soap to avoid irritating the skin. Don't scrub, use harsh cleansers, or apply soap more than once a day.
    
    
  • When to see a doctor
    If you wash the area daily and still notice a cheesy discharge or odor, pain, discomfort, or changes in your skin color, see your doctor. Sexually transmitted infections (STIs) can have similar symptoms as smegma.

This should be posted under the thread title "Things we did not need to know."

 

[QChawks]

that's football

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

“Next round is on the house”

Never hear that one, and yet it makes everyone in earshot so very happy.

 

[TheCainer]

Mean people suck.

 

[lucas80]

Obsequious is an excellent workplace word.
Also, I don’t mind the phrase, but I have a co-worker who asks me, “How’s it going”, multiple times during the day. What’s annoying is that he will do it, then ask me again 13 seconds later, even though I gave a response. We have a large wall with doorways on each side of it leading to the men’s room. I’ve been walking towards the bathroom, met him, answered his question as to how I’m doing, we walk around the wall using opposite doors, and he’ll ask me again.

 

[hawkdave007]

It's a free county.