Worst Christmas songs...

[The Tradition]

Please note that "Baby it's Cold Outside" is ineligible in this thread because the backlash against that song is woke nonsense and it's actually a really great duet song.

The WORST Christmas song of all time is this:



Prove me wrong.

 

[QChawks]

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer
Awful

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

Please note that "Baby it's Cold Outside" is ineligible in this thread because the backlash against that song is woke nonsense and it's actually a really great duet song.

The WORST Christmas song of all time is this:

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Prove me wrong.

Just posted this one in the other thread!

 

[THE_DEVIL]

all of them

 

[h-hawk]

 

[Bonerfarts]

This and it ain’t even close. How the greatest songwriter of all time, wrote the worst Christmas song of all time, is beyond me

 

[bdcolt45er]

I wanna Hippopotamus for Christmas and Christmas Shoes.

 

[Lindemann]

 

[TJ8869]

This and it ain’t even close. How the greatest songwriter of all time, wrote the worst Christmas song of all time, is beyond me

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[bdcolt45er]

I wanna Hippopotamus for Christmas and Christmas Shoes.

Christmas Shoes is so bad I cheer for cancer listening to that song.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

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We were so poor we could only afford the cheap Alvin & Chipmunks knockoffs- Dennis and the Grasshoppers, however they sounded remarkably similar for 1/2 the cost…

 

[Hawk_4shur]

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[Fan In Black]

the Bruce Springsteen Santa Claus is Coming to town one makes me the most angry. Just awful. sounds like a million other shitty bar bands playing a stupid shitty song.

 

[BubsFinn]

I hate The Carol of the Bells. There isn’t a single version that I don’t despise.

 

[millah_22]

I hate The Carol of the Bells. There isn’t a single version that I don’t despise.

I donno, the TSO version goes pretty hard.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Half the Christmas songs I'm subjected to at work belong on the list. Many of which thankfully never air outside the walls of my place of employment...........

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

I hate The Carol of the Bells. There isn’t a single version that I don’t despise.

I disagree.

 

[millah_22]

I disagree.

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[SoProudNole]

Please note that "Baby it's Cold Outside" is ineligible in this thread because the backlash against that song is woke nonsense and it's actually a really great duet song.

People who keep saying “woke”, need to be shot in the back of the head for Christmas.

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

I hate The Carol of the Bells. There isn’t a single version that I don’t despise.

What about Canadian Brass version? Brass only with no singers?

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

Hippo song
Mariah Cary song
Any song sung by Karen Carpenter. Can’t stand her voice.

 

[SeaPA]

How did this go 20+ deep with no mention of Grandma got run over by a reindeer

 

[TJ8869]

How did this go 20+ deep with no mention of Grandma got run over by a reindeer

It didn’t.

 

[hawkeye54545]

A comedian I saw had a good point. In the song Silent Night the lyrics " Holy infant so tender and mild." WTF? Were they cooking the baby in a slow cooker?

A lot of Christmas song lyrics are stupid AF.

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

Felix Navidad.
The ole Taco John commercial from the early 90s. Terrible version. Never liked that song since.

 

[IIowaFarmBoy]

12 Days of Christmas that starts with 12 shopping malls.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Scrooges everywhere….

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Depressing as fvck, but it at least it gave the elites an opportunity for virtue signaling over a famine created by Marxism-socialism.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Hippo song
Mariah Cary song
Any song sung by Karen Carpenter. Can’t stand her voice.

You've got to be kidding. I ragret encouraging you to move to the People's Republic of Johnson County...

 

[BonzoFury]

the Bruce Springsteen Santa Claus is Coming to town one makes me the most angry. Just awful. sounds like a million other shitty bar bands playing a stupid shitty song.

Everytime Springsteens shouts "SAAAANTA...clause is comin' to town' it sounds like he's taking a dump. Prime example of how tiring his voice is.

 

[Fan In Black]

Everytime Springsteens shouts "SAAAANTA...clause is comin' to town' it sounds like he's taking a dump. Prime example of how tiring his voice is.

and at one point he laughs and I can imagine him and that weirdo looking guitar player gypsy, and big fat black horn player giggling and dancing all gay. the worst.

 

[BonzoFury]

You've got to be kidding. I ragret encouraging you to move to the People's Republic of Johnson County...

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You may not like Carpenter's style of music but her voice is one of the purest of all time.

 

[TDJ7]

Karen Carpenter had a beautiful voice and did it on an empty stomach.