Would you rather have a strong body odor that smells exactly like feta cheese...

[gusto79]

or have your semen be replaced by actual feta cheese? So when you cum, you'll shoot chunks of feta cheese out your penis. For the sake of this question, it won't be painful to have chunks of feta cheese come out of your dick. You also will still be able to impregnate someone, so the ability to have kids shouldn't factor in.

Also, you can explain to people that it's feta cheese coming out of your dick, but nobody will believe you. Everybody will think it's somehow dried up chunks of semen. So if you think you are going to go win America's Got Talent (never seen the show but assume this is the type of stuff that is on there) by shooting feta cheese out your dickhole, that ain't happening.

 

[Hawk_82]

You are a weird one....

 

[Hawk_82]

But for the record, I would want to shoot feta out of my dick. Would it be weird to eat your own feta semen?

 

[ConvenientParking]

Which way should I answer if I want you to pass me the grass?

 

[goldmom]

Ignore button = check. 😱

 

[gusto79]

But for the record, I would want to shoot feta out of my dick. Would it be weird to eat your own feta semen?

I was thinking about this. You definitely wouldn't want people to know you are doing it, because nobody else thinks it's feta. If people thought you were taking dried up chunks of semen and eating them, they'd think that was pretty messed up. And even if it is feta and nobody found out, it still came out your dick. I think it would be considered a little weird.

 

[Huey Grey]

Cheese dick. Easy one. I would want nacho cheese tho.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Whatever you may be thinking about OP, he is confirmed genius. Go look at his pics in Maction thread. Nobody knows that much about MAC football unless they are a genius and have great insights. So pay attention to where this thread goes is what I'm urging

 

[gusto79]

Ignore button = check. 😱

Oh no. Whatever will I do.

 

[torbee]

All I know is I would eat a Greek salad every day.

 

[Moral]

Feta cheese semen. Then I would start my own line of Moral's Feta Cheese. Production shouldn't be an issue.

 

[ConvenientParking]

If I opt to smell like feta cheese, where would I need to move for that not to be noticed? And pics of the women there?

 

[UKGrad93]

Feta cheese dick as long as I have the ability to quickly reload. I'll bet you could make a lot of money as a waiter in Greek restaurant with that.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Feta cheese semen. Then I would start my own line of Moral's Feta Cheese. Production shouldn't be an issue.

Inspections might be an issue

 

[ConvenientParking]

Feta cheese dick as long as I have the ability to quickly reload. I'll bet you could make a lot of money as a waiter in Greek restaurant with that.

Inspections might be an issue

 

[ThamesHawk]

I don’t have time for such deep thought. The Masters is on...

 

[gusto79]

Whatever you may be thinking about OP, he is confirmed genius. Go look at his pics in Maction thread. Nobody knows that much about MAC football unless they are a genius and have great insights. So pay attention to where this thread goes is what I'm urging

If there are two things I know, it's MAC football and feta semen.

 

[gusto79]

Feta cheese semen. Then I would start my own line of Moral's Feta Cheese. Production shouldn't be an issue.

I'm now questioning whether I should eat any more Newman's Own Ranch dressing.

 

[gusto79]

If I opt to smell like feta cheese, where would I need to move for that not to be noticed? And pics of the women there?

That's a good point. Maybe feta cheese smell would go over well in Greece.

 

[Bonerfarts]

Feta Cheese Dick. I know a lot of girls who like the taste and they'd be lining up to suck it out of there.

 

[Hawk_82]

Cheese dick. Easy one. I would want nacho cheese tho.

If you get chlamydia and eat a bunch of spicy food, this might be possible....

 

[BABiscuit]

Who keeps the feta afterwards? You or your dad?

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

My favorite cheese! Now that’s something I will certainly swallow.

 

[BABiscuit]

The second option makes the old sperm on a cracker game a lot more appetizing. So I choose that one.

Won't the cracker still have other dude's semen on it?

 

[ConvenientParking]

Won't the cracker still have other dude's semen on it?

Yeah if you struggle with the holy trinity this is going to be hard to explain. You see, Jesus is God the son and God is God the father. They are both God. On that cracker is feta cheese and that dude's semen but they are one in the same.

 

[gusto79]

Won't the cracker still have other dude's semen on it?

Best of both worlds for Tunadog.

 

[gusto79]

Who keeps the feta afterwards? You or your dad?

That's usually specified in the father/son semen contract that gets worked out when you turn 18.

 

[gusto79]

Yeah if you struggle with the holy trinity this is going to be hard to explain. You see, Jesus is God the son and God is God the father. They are both God. On that cracker is feta cheese and that dude's semen but they are one in the same.

 

[gusto79]

Feta Cheese Dick. I know a lot of girls who like the taste and they'd be lining up to suck it out of there.

Would they though if they thought it was dried up chunks of semen? Even if they liked the taste I think they'd be grossed out.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

I'm going with feta dick either way, but in this scenario, even though everyone will THINK it's dried up cum chunks will they at least acknowledge that it looks, smells, and tastes like feta?

 

[Rifler]

This thread is stupid,.. not playing.

 

[dandh]

Could I convince my wife that we no longer needed to buy feta as long as she'd help me dispense it? If so, in.

 

[gusto79]

This thread is stupid,.. not playing.

By clicking on the thread you are required to play. It's in the Terms of Service you agreed to when signing up for Rivals.

 

[gusto79]

I'm going with feta dick either way, but in this scenario, even though everyone will THINK it's dried up cum chunks will they at least acknowledge that it looks, smells, and tastes like feta?

Good question. There is nothing in the rules of this exercise preventing that. If you can get your friends and family to taste your cum chunks, you may be able to convince them it tastes just like feta.

 

[claykenny]

Someone needs to derail this thread with political bickering ASAP.

 

[McLovin32]

I miss the days when the "would you rather" threads used to be good.

 

[BioHawk]

I think you grabbed the wrong bag of gummies, bro. Or maybe it wasn't the wrong bag, in which case, nice work.

 

[alaskanseminole]

or have your semen be replaced by actual feta cheese? So when you cum, you'll shoot chunks of feta cheese out your penis. For the sake of this question, it won't be painful to have chunks of feta cheese come out of your dick. You also will still be able to impregnate someone, so the ability to have kids shouldn't factor in.

Also, you can explain to people that it's feta cheese coming out of your dick, but nobody will believe you. Everybody will think it's somehow dried up chunks of semen. So if you think you are going to go win America's Got Talent (never seen the show but assume this is the type of stuff that is on there) by shooting feta cheese out your dickhole, that ain't happening.

 

[Gus is dead]

or have your semen be replaced by actual feta cheese? So when you cum, you'll shoot chunks of feta cheese out your penis. For the sake of this question, it won't be painful to have chunks of feta cheese come out of your dick. You also will still be able to impregnate someone, so the ability to have kids shouldn't factor in.

Also, you can explain to people that it's feta cheese coming out of your dick, but nobody will believe you. Everybody will think it's somehow dried up chunks of semen. So if you think you are going to go win America's Got Talent (never seen the show but assume this is the type of stuff that is on there) by shooting feta cheese out your dickhole, that ain't happening.

What. The. Actual. F.