Would you rather have to explain your porn viewing history to your entire extended family or

[gusto79]

randomly get punched in the dick once a week the rest of your life?

For the porn viewing history option, you're going to have to go one by one through every porn video you've ever watched and why you chose to watch it plus every search you've ever made and why you made it. So not only will you need to tell them you watched "Hot step sister ****s brother", you're going to have to explain why you chose that video, and that you searched for "step sister anal creampie" to find it.

For the sake of the question, we're going to assume you have a list of every porn you've watched and search you've made and you remember why you chose to watch it.

As a bonus if you choose the porn option, that guarantees you never get punched in the dick again the rest of your life.

 

[BABiscuit]

No way I want to explain to Aunt Jean why I searched pornhub for "aunt Jean licks nephews asshole".

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[ThorneStockton]

I would just smile and shrug.









Which path did I choose?

 

[Moral]

Man this is hard one. On one hand I'm super into dick punching and shame porn but on the other hand I wish I was in them.

 

[Kozisek]

Every porn video I’ve ever watched??? I’ve been watching porn for years. It would take quite awhile to explain every one. And sometimes you just get sucked into a porn rabbit hole, ya know? Like, you’re not even fapping. You’re just watching ever increasing depravity and next thing you know, you’re watching some chick elbow deep in another chick’s ass. How do you explain that? Or watching porn bloopers. There is such a thing- check it out sometime. That’s some off the wall random shit to try and explain.

TLDR- I’d probably take the dick punch.

 

[Moral]

Every porn video I’ve ever watched??? I’ve been watching porn for years. It would take quite awhile to explain every one. And sometimes you just get sucked into a porn rabbit hole, ya know? Like, you’re not even fapping. You’re just watching ever increasing depravity and next thing you know, you’re watching some chick elbow deep in another chick’s ass. How do you explain that? Or watching porn bloopers. There is such a thing- check it out sometime. That’s some off the wall random shit to try and explain.

TLDR- I’d probably take the dick punch.

Life is much too short to explain away thousands upon thousands of hours of porn watching. The dick punch is just a better use of time.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

I’ve only watched Japanese censored pron... that’s my story and I’m ‘sticking’ to it.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Do they (my relatives) believe me when I say I didn't know some of the actresses were transgendered because I was looking in their eyes?

 

[gusto79]

Life is much too short to explain away thousands upon thousands of hours of porn watching. The dick punch is just a better use of time.

Didn't think about the family hating me for taking up 2 months of their life listening to me explain why I watched thousands of different porn videos. That is pretty selfish.

Family member: Gusto, can you tell us again why we're going on day 45 of you explaining why you watched videos of asian cmnf blow jobs.
Me: If I don't I'm going to get punched in the dick a bunch.
Family: ok, that makes sense I guess.

 

[Kakaw83]

Dick punch all day. ALLLLLL FVCKING DAY BROS.

 

[gusto79]

Do they (my relatives) believe me when I say I didn't know some of the actresses were transgendered because I was looking in their eyes?

You are hooked up to a lie detector the whole time.

 

[runkpanole]

Porn

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

My porn search list is relatively plain Jane I’m certain compared to HROT’s run of the mill degenerate. I suspect within an hour of the start of the confession and explanation session every member of my extended family will have left the room at which point I’ll start searching for more porn. Easy answer this time @gusto79.

 

[Moral]

I would just smile and shrug.









Which path did I choose?

This is a gusto thread so probably father beejs.

 

[Scott559]

What if you and your family share porn links? Umm asking for a friend.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Porn history. I mean, how many times are they really going to to hear, “This one had a nice fat ass” before they start just tuning out?

 

[Moral]

I mean, how many times are they really going to to hear, “This one had a nice fat ass” before they start just tuning out.

This one took a whole Coke bottle, I'm more of a Pepsi guy but could only find that in one liters.

 

[NDallasRuss]

My porn search list is relatively plain Jane I’m certain compared to HROT’s run of the mill degenerate. I suspect within an hour of the start of the confession and explanation session every member of my extended family will have left the room at which point I’ll start searching for more porn. Easy answer this time @gusto79.

Same. No matter how weird my porn viewing might be, after the first 30 minutes or so they're going to start losing interest - like kids getting desensitized to graphic violence. I'll take that over the weekly dick punches 100%.

 

[MeetTheFerentz]

A lot of my extended family would probably be able to give me solid feedback and recommendations, so I'll go with the first choice.

 

[Moral]

Same. No matter how weird my porn viewing might be, after the first 30 minutes or so they're going to start losing interest - like kids getting desensitized to graphic violence. I'll take that over the weekly dick punches 100%.

I think OP needs to add that they are paying deep attention and never lose interest. Effing loopholes. Almost a decent porn search there.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Porn history. I mean, how many times are they really going to to hear, “This one had a nice fat ass” before they start just tuning out?

I dunno. Is @Herkmeister in your extended family?

 

[Huey Grey]

Pro tip. Don't watch behind the scenes for porn vids. It destroys the illusion. I can only watch homemade crap anymore.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Not getting punched in the balls, if those bitches can't take the heat thats a them problem.

 

[Moral]

A lot of my extended family would probably be able to give me solid feedback and recommendations, so I'll go with the first choice.

My family would not approve of me watching a girl banging a doorknob just to see if she also opens the door or if someone else does.

 

[QChawks]

I’m into some freaky shit

punch my dick boyz

 

[NDallasRuss]

Pro tip. Don't watch behind the scenes for porn vids. It destroys the illusion. I can only watch homemade crap anymore.

Definitely. You can tell from the preview if there's more than one angle, or other camera flashes are going off. That shit's not homemade! You can't fool me!!

 

[NDallasRuss]

My family would not approve of me watching a girl banging a doorknob just to see if she also opens the door or if someone else does.

Well????

 

[gusto79]

I think OP needs to add that they are paying deep attention and never lose interest. Effing loopholes. Almost a decent porn search there.

Yes, I was about to add this. They ask questions also. Like your mom will ask you to explain again why you wanted to watch a 2 hour compilation of bukkake scenes because she just doesn't understand why you would want to watch that. And you have to explain to your 89 year old grandma what hentai is.

 

[Moral]

Well????

Neither. She just banged a doorknob.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Neither. She just banged a doorknob.

Classic.

 

[HawkBall23]

randomly get punched in the dick once a week the rest of your life?

For the porn viewing history option, you're going to have to go one by one through every porn video you've ever watched and why you chose to watch it plus every search you've ever made and why you made it. So not only will you need to tell them you watched "Hot step sister ****s brother", you're going to have to explain why you chose that video, and that you searched for "step sister anal creampie" to find it.

For the sake of the question, we're going to assume you have a list of every porn you've watched and search you've made and you remember why you chose to watch it.

As a bonus if you choose the porn option, that guarantees you never get punched in the dick again the rest of your life.

Depends. Does the family know you are put in this position to choose?

Just about anyone who chooses the "punched in the dick" option will automatically be labeled a freaky creep, so...... tough choice.

 

[lucas80]

Porn history. I mean, how many times are they really going to to hear, “This one had a nice fat ass” before they start just tuning out?

This. They’d get desensitized really fast and lose interest. I’m more worried about what the IT guys can track back to specific people at work.

 

[Chuck C]

How do you explain tentacle porn to grandma?

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

How do you explain tentacle porn to grandma?

Gam gam be watching that shit too.

 

[GarryO37]

Dick punched once a week for the rest of my life. It would take the rest of my life to explain to one family member my porn history.

 

[Herkmeister]

I dunno. Is @Herkmeister in your extended family?

My family likes dem juicy asses..........👅🤴

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

My family likes dem juicy asses..........👅🤴

My brother from another mother.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

It's like watching Hallmark. You can predict that the pizza delivery girl is gonna get DP'ed every time.

 

[McLovin32]

I miss when the "would you rather" threads used to actually be creative and require thought. The "would you rather" threads that get created now (yesterday) are just dumb and lack substance.