Would you take this cicada infused malort shot?

[millah_22]

 

[Mitch122]

Huge nope. Malort is disgusting without a dead insect in it.

 

[ThorneStockton]

Without issue. I have grown to like Malort, it's not my favorite, but I like it. The dead instinct is easily swallowed whole or chewed for a nice crunch.

 

[Moral]

It looks like my sobriety streak will be coming to an end.

 

[millah_22]

It looks like my sobriety streak will be coming to an end.

If anything will take you from zero to puking blood in 60 seconds, it surely is this.

 

[The Tradition]

I tried everything in my life (Uh-huh)
Things I like, I try 'em twice
You got that right!

 

[Bro D]

I'd rather just have the cicada

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

Had my first Malort during the isu game last year.
I’ll never have it again.
Pure gas.

 

[ZachJump]

Shit I have drank straight from a bottle some friends brought back from the Azores that had a lizard in it…like way to much straight from the bottle. Nice bunch of little extra floaties

Yea I was that guy

 

[SansAgain]

I eat mushrooms that grow under cow shit.

 

[fredjr82]

The dead instinct is easily swallowed whole or chewed for a nice crunch.

Your instinct is to swallow? NTTAWWT

 

[millah_22]

It looks like my sobriety streak will be coming to an end.

Moral when he sees cicada malort

 

[ConvenientParking]

Only if President Biden said it was safe.