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Wouldja? (breed stock edition)
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I bet you dollars to donuts that is not her first time in that stall.
Maybe the first time with pants on though.
It looks like her fella went elbow deep, so I figure she's willing/able to accommodate all kinds of fun and games. Would.
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M1’ers make terrible Iowa breed stock memes and molest collies.
M24L
M1’ers make terrible Iowa breed stock memes and molest collies.
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I had no idea you could get pregnant that way!
Reminds me of a Gilbert Gottfried joke:
A guy is getting frisky with his lady and she moans and says "Put your finger inside me!"
He complies and then she moans again "Now put your whole hand in!"
He complies.
Now she's really getting into it and says "Put your other hand in!"
He's a bit skeptical, but complies.
Now she's even more excited and says "Move them up to your wrists!"
So he does.
Finally she goes "Now clap!"
The guy tries, but has to give up and tell her "I'm sorry, I can't."
And the girl goes "Tight, huh!?"
Weird baby announcement but I like the originality.
Is that their way of making a "Hey, we're pregnant!" announcement? If so....uggh. If not........uggh.
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I need to see the back side for a proper ruling.
Can’t wait for the gender reveal party now....
Disrespectful? To the cattle industry?
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That's not nice. The winters are long out in the hinterlands - a fella needs a lot of lovin'. A LOT.
Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying no. Just saying.That's not nice. The winters are long out in the hinterlands - a fella needs a lot of lovin'. A LOT.
Dont they check for pregnancy by going up the butt?
That's why he had the blue glove, I assume...
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"You don't have to be lonely, at farmers only dot com"
Took me awhile to figure out the name Stinkfist is why this fits in this thread. Lol
That said, I sure wish Tool still sounded like this.
He's a big boy. Probably needs one a little on the thicker side...
I'd feel a little inadequate compared to Bubba's arm.
Hell, John Holmes would would feel inadequate.
Hell, John Holmes would would feel inadequate.
I mean how did this song get mainstream radio play with lyrics like this. I love it, but pretty sure nobody had a clue what he was singing about. Lyrics below.
Something has to change
Un-deniable dilemma
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I wouldn't want you
It any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Finger deep within the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Relax, turn around and take my hand
I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way
Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Knuckle deep inside the borderline
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
Relax Slip away
Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?
I'll keep digging till
I feel something
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Relax, turn around and take my hand
