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Wouldja......caution...you better be able to take a stabbing...

She could remove my kidneys with a mellon baller if I got to lick her asshole
I’m going to mark you down as enjoying the taste of ass more than I do.

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My crazy ass college girlfriend dumped a pot of hot macaroni and cheese water on my lap during an argument once. Threw a remote at me and put a hole in my apartment door another time.

Now we're married. 🤣
I'm guessing yours didn't also include a fake suicide and pregnancy.

Or maybe they did and you're into that shit.
 
I'd stab her back, with the D. Anyone that says no is either gay, a liar or older than Joelb.
If there was no stan ib it would be an immediate yes. But since I'm not ugly and/or desperate I'll take my chances at someone who won't attempt to hurt/murder me.
 
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I'm guessing yours didn't also include a fake suicide and pregnancy.

Or maybe they did and you're into that shit.
No, just standard 20-something crazy beatch violence.

In her defense, the macaroni incident happened after another girl I was banging at the time showed up unannounced at the apartment. Kinda had that one coming I guess.
 
No, just standard 20-something crazy beatch violence.

In her defense, the macaroni incident happened after another girl I was banging at the time showed up unannounced at the apartment. Kinda had that one coming I guess.
See, the stuff I mentioned happened after I broke up with her for skanking around when she was trying to get back together. Sounds like you're the crazy one....
 
I'm going in for an X ray in an hour, after hitting the Killer Deer Saturday evening. I will describe the rib/back pain to the medical personnel as being stabbed by a FansOnly model minus the skank. Worst kind of stabbing actually...
Well, be thankful it wasn't worse. I assume you did what you are supposed to do and took it head on. I absolutely hate driving at this time of year after dark.
 
I'm going in for an X ray in an hour, after hitting the Killer Deer Saturday evening. I will describe the rib/back pain to the medical personnel as being stabbed by a FansOnly model minus the skank. Worst kind of stabbing actually...
Did you really hit a deer? Lucky there were no antlers that did you in…
 

Ex-porn star gets 10 years in prison for role in Florida murder

By NELSON OLIVEIRA

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
OCT 20, 2021 AT 3:54 PM

A former porn star is heading to prison for her role in the shooting death of a man whose body was found in a makeshift grave in the Florida Panhandle, prosecutors announced this week.
Lauren Wambles, who performed in adult movies using the name Aubrey Gold, was sentenced to 10 years in prison Monday after pleading no contest to one count of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder. She is one of three people involved in the killing of 51-year-old Raul Ambriz Guillen on July 4, 2020.

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Guillen’s body was found in Holmes County nearly two months after the murder, according to the 14th Circuit State Attorney’s Office. The discovery triggered a multi-agency investigation that ultimately led to murder charges against Wambles and co-defendants William Parker and Jeremie Peters.
Parker, who is accused of shooting the victim, is awaiting trial on a charge of second-degree murder. Peter faced a jury trial in June and was found guilty of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder and conspiracy to commit first-degree tampering with a witness. He was later sentenced to 20 years in prison.
Lauren Kay Wambles

Lauren Kay Wambles (Handout)

Wambles, 24, agreed to testify against Peters and plans to do the same at Parker’s trial, according to prosecutors.
The exact motive for the killing remains unclear, but authorities believe drugs played a role.
The investigation was led by the Holmes County Sheriff’s Department with assistance from other local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.

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Ex-porn star gets 10 years in prison for role in Florida murder

By NELSON OLIVEIRA
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
OCT 20, 2021 AT 3:54 PM
A former porn star is heading to prison for her role in the shooting death of a man whose body was found in a makeshift grave in the Florida Panhandle, prosecutors announced this week.
Lauren Wambles, who performed in adult movies using the name Aubrey Gold, was sentenced to 10 years in prison Monday after pleading no contest to one count of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder. She is one of three people involved in the killing of 51-year-old Raul Ambriz Guillen on July 4, 2020.
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Guillen’s body was found in Holmes County nearly two months after the murder, according to the 14th Circuit State Attorney’s Office. The discovery triggered a multi-agency investigation that ultimately led to murder charges against Wambles and co-defendants William Parker and Jeremie Peters.
Parker, who is accused of shooting the victim, is awaiting trial on a charge of second-degree murder. Peter faced a jury trial in June and was found guilty of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder and conspiracy to commit first-degree tampering with a witness. He was later sentenced to 20 years in prison.
Lauren Kay Wambles

Lauren Kay Wambles (Handout)
Wambles, 24, agreed to testify against Peters and plans to do the same at Parker’s trial, according to prosecutors.
The exact motive for the killing remains unclear, but authorities believe drugs played a role.
The investigation was led by the Holmes County Sheriff’s Department with assistance from other local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.
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Welp, evening fap subject acquired. /ht
 
Even if you got out before getting stabbed. She looks dirty as f. Your dick would fall off due to leprosy within a week.
 

Ex-porn star gets 10 years in prison for role in Florida murder

By NELSON OLIVEIRA
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
OCT 20, 2021 AT 3:54 PM
A former porn star is heading to prison for her role in the shooting death of a man whose body was found in a makeshift grave in the Florida Panhandle, prosecutors announced this week.
Lauren Wambles, who performed in adult movies using the name Aubrey Gold, was sentenced to 10 years in prison Monday after pleading no contest to one count of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder. She is one of three people involved in the killing of 51-year-old Raul Ambriz Guillen on July 4, 2020.
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Guillen’s body was found in Holmes County nearly two months after the murder, according to the 14th Circuit State Attorney’s Office. The discovery triggered a multi-agency investigation that ultimately led to murder charges against Wambles and co-defendants William Parker and Jeremie Peters.
Parker, who is accused of shooting the victim, is awaiting trial on a charge of second-degree murder. Peter faced a jury trial in June and was found guilty of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder and conspiracy to commit first-degree tampering with a witness. He was later sentenced to 20 years in prison.
Lauren Kay Wambles

Lauren Kay Wambles (Handout)
Wambles, 24, agreed to testify against Peters and plans to do the same at Parker’s trial, according to prosecutors.
The exact motive for the killing remains unclear, but authorities believe drugs played a role.
The investigation was led by the Holmes County Sheriff’s Department with assistance from other local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.
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There's a lot of pain in those eyes. Which is my fetish.
 
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Ex-porn star gets 10 years in prison for role in Florida murder

By NELSON OLIVEIRA
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
OCT 20, 2021 AT 3:54 PM
A former porn star is heading to prison for her role in the shooting death of a man whose body was found in a makeshift grave in the Florida Panhandle, prosecutors announced this week.
Lauren Wambles, who performed in adult movies using the name Aubrey Gold, was sentenced to 10 years in prison Monday after pleading no contest to one count of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder. She is one of three people involved in the killing of 51-year-old Raul Ambriz Guillen on July 4, 2020.
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Guillen’s body was found in Holmes County nearly two months after the murder, according to the 14th Circuit State Attorney’s Office. The discovery triggered a multi-agency investigation that ultimately led to murder charges against Wambles and co-defendants William Parker and Jeremie Peters.
Parker, who is accused of shooting the victim, is awaiting trial on a charge of second-degree murder. Peter faced a jury trial in June and was found guilty of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder and conspiracy to commit first-degree tampering with a witness. He was later sentenced to 20 years in prison.
Lauren Kay Wambles

Lauren Kay Wambles (Handout)
Wambles, 24, agreed to testify against Peters and plans to do the same at Parker’s trial, according to prosecutors.
The exact motive for the killing remains unclear, but authorities believe drugs played a role.
The investigation was led by the Holmes County Sheriff’s Department with assistance from other local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.
36777730_009_5400.jpg
She'll still be hot when she get's out. Canned heat, hell yeah.
 

Ex-porn star gets 10 years in prison for role in Florida murder

By NELSON OLIVEIRA
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
OCT 20, 2021 AT 3:54 PM
A former porn star is heading to prison for her role in the shooting death of a man whose body was found in a makeshift grave in the Florida Panhandle, prosecutors announced this week.
Lauren Wambles, who performed in adult movies using the name Aubrey Gold, was sentenced to 10 years in prison Monday after pleading no contest to one count of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder. She is one of three people involved in the killing of 51-year-old Raul Ambriz Guillen on July 4, 2020.
ADVERTISEMENT​

Guillen’s body was found in Holmes County nearly two months after the murder, according to the 14th Circuit State Attorney’s Office. The discovery triggered a multi-agency investigation that ultimately led to murder charges against Wambles and co-defendants William Parker and Jeremie Peters.
Parker, who is accused of shooting the victim, is awaiting trial on a charge of second-degree murder. Peter faced a jury trial in June and was found guilty of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder and conspiracy to commit first-degree tampering with a witness. He was later sentenced to 20 years in prison.
Lauren Kay Wambles

Lauren Kay Wambles (Handout)
Wambles, 24, agreed to testify against Peters and plans to do the same at Parker’s trial, according to prosecutors.
The exact motive for the killing remains unclear, but authorities believe drugs played a role.
The investigation was led by the Holmes County Sheriff’s Department with assistance from other local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.
36777730_009_5400.jpg
She has me struggling with the viability of the crazy/hot matrix. 10 hot, 9.9 crazy puts her in the dating zone. 10 crazy, 9.9 hot puts her in the danger zone. If it is a 10 to 10 tie, does one try to save her through dating?

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