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Wouldja: Desert Fox (?) Edition

torbee

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We take some criticism for making these wouldjas too "easy" at times. I think this one is a little challenging. This lady is objectively attractive, but also a little long-in-the-tooth.

As a recently minted half-centuryer myself, I'm a WOOD. But what say the rest of you?

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She looks like she could be Kristi Noem's mom. No thank you.

Her skin is nicer than Kristi's, however.
 
We take some criticism for making these wouldjas too "easy" at times. I think this one is a little challenging. This lady is objectively attractive, but also a little long-in-the-tooth.

As a recently minted half-centuryer myself, I'm a WOOD. But what say the rest of you?

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How old is she - 68?
She would be easy to do a makeover on.
Laser peel
Microdermabrasion
Botox
Teeth whitening
Some highlights
Maybe a bit of Juvederm here and there.
Voila!
 
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Hey, we get it - you have a thing for fatties and old ladies with broken hips. We won't shame you, but please stop bringing us into your kink.
Have you considered that I am just a fan of the female form in nearly all of its configurations?

Open your mind a little, my man! Adventure awaits.....
 
Actually shocked me to learn she's 74!!

Desert living must be good for longevity and youthful appearance - if you stay out of the sun I guess.
..but how does that plastic not melt in the desert??
 
Have you considered that I am just a fan of the female form in nearly all of its configurations?

Open your mind a little, my man! Adventure awaits.....
Thanks, you feel free to journey on those adventures on your own.
 
Thanks, you feel free to journey on those adventures on your own.
You know, first people bitch that the wouldjas are too easy. Then they bitch about the alleged quality of the females presented.

You know what that makes you people?

A bunch of bitches!

P.S. -- they are ALL pink on the inside. :)
 
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You know, first people bitch that the wouldjas are too easy. Then they bitch about the alleged quality of the females presented.

You know what that makes you people?

A bunch of bitches!

P.S. -- they are ALL pink on the inside. :)
Pink like pink sandpaper but still pink.
 
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You know, first people bitch that the wouldjas are too easy. Then they bitch about the alleged quality of the females presented.

You know what that makes you people?

A bunch of bitches!

P.S. -- they are ALL pink on the inside. :)
It's a 'wouldya', not a "Torbee Presents: I'd bang anything that moves a little and some things that don't"
You offered grandma up and some of us said 'nope'. That's how these work. Just because you have zero standards doesn't make us wrong.
 
We take some criticism for making these wouldjas too "easy" at times. I think this one is a little challenging. This lady is objectively attractive, but also a little long-in-the-tooth.

As a recently minted half-centuryer myself, I'm a WOOD. But what say the rest of you?

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Susan-Sorrells-68-Photography-by-Jessica-Scranton.jpg
Not banging a stroke victim, brah. You're slipping.
 
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