Wouldja: Desert Fox (?) Edition

[Jimmy McGill]

Damn.

I'm all inclusive for our Straight LGBTQ crowd.

 

[Thunderlips71]

Wood not. That lady is no Goldmom…

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Wood not. That lady is no Goldmom…

That is kind of what I was thinking

 

[bladel]

You sir, are a liar. I know you. Get her in the hot tub, have a couple tequilas, and you'll be taking the cougar to PoundTown in less than an hour.

Ok, so I think we need to clarify:

Would I pursue her? Nope.
Would I fight her off? Also nope.

 

[McLovin32]

Because she’d break a hip in the middle of the Jack hammer?

That doesn't really sound like a me problem

 

[bladel]

Also - can we stop calling her a "cougar"? After 70, I think they become "Saber-Toothed Tigers".

 

[torbee]

Ok, so I think we need to clarify:

Would I pursue her? Nope.
Would I fight her off? Also nope.

I go into all these hypotheticals presuming that it’s a case where the female in question is demanding sexing and I must answer the age-old question: would I?

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Sorry, Torbs. As one who has never gone below a Midwest 7, that’s a no from me.

 

[BioHawk]

My instinct is a no on that one, but my opinion would probably change if I weren't sober.

 

[lucas80]

You sir, are a liar. I know you. Get her in the hot tub, have a couple tequilas, and you'll be taking the cougar to PoundTown in less than an hour.

I would take her to Pound Town in the hot tub.

 

[lucas80]

Also - can we stop calling her a "cougar"? After 70, I think they become "Saber-Toothed Tigers".

You are protesting a little too much in this thread.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I would take her to Pound Town in the hot tub.

Is she buying me said hot tub? Furthermore, is she buying a years worth of booze in exchange for pound-town?


Good investment for said FUPA

 

[ping72]

 

[Pete in LA]

People from Death Valley scare me. Things have a habit of "disappearing" out there.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I would take her to Pound Town in the hot tub.

 

[goldmom]

Also - can we stop calling her a "cougar"? After 70, I think they become "Saber-Toothed Tigers".

😻

 

[win4jj]

Negative captain.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Have you considered that I am just a fan of the female form in nearly all of its configurations?

Open your mind a little, my man! Adventure awaits.....

Just do the board a favor...when you fan the flame of this category, do it on your own and LEAVE US OUT OF IT!

 

[torbee]

Just do the board a favor...when you fan the flame of his category, do it on your own and LEAVE US OUT OF IT!

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[dandh]

We take some criticism for making these wouldjas too "easy" at times. I think this one is a little challenging. This lady is objectively attractive, but also a little long-in-the-tooth.

As a recently minted half-centuryer myself, I'm a WOOD. But what say the rest of you?

Absolutely not. But only because I'm married.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Actually shocked me to learn she's 74!!

Desert living must be good for longevity and youthful appearance - if you stay out of the sun I guess.

I agree, not bad for 74 years old, but the 57 year old G'Ma I shack up with would not be pleased if I said yes.

 

[WisestIowan]

No. I go +5/-20 so 44 to 19.

 

[ping72]

Just do the board a favor...when you fan the flame of this category, do it on your own and LEAVE US OUT OF IT!