Wouldja? (Germans love David Hasselhoff Edition)

[TJ8869]

The Hoff's daughter, Hayley Hasselhoff, has become the first plus-size model to grace the cover of Playboy Germany.

On a side note, does anyone happen to know if this is the same daughter who once recorded a severely shitfaced Hoff trying to eat a cheeseburger in order to try to shame him into going to rehab?

 

[seminole97]

The Hoff's daughter, Hayley Hasselhoff, has become the first plus-size model to grace the cover of Playboy Germany.

Lügen!

 

[jasonrann]

meh, too much lipstick.

 

[StormHawk42]

 

[torbee]

 

[Finance85]

I've noticed that Iowa seems to like gals who are well fed.

 

[Flie]

I've noticed that Iowa seems to like gals who are well fed.

Corn fed

 

[noleclone2]

That’s considered plus size these days? WTF!!! That’s a yes for me. Duh.

 

[torbee]

I've noticed that Iowa seems to like gals who are well fed.

It gets cold in the winter here! Need the extra padding!

 

[Finance85]

It gets cold in the winter here! Need the extra padding!

Seems so.

 

[torbee]

Seems so.

Plus, who doesn’t want a gal to have beers and onion rings with? 🤔

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Ja, ja, ja, jawohl. Wieder und wieder und wieder. Naturlich!

 

[QChawks]

 

[Finance85]

This is what I'm used to locally. Not quite as well fed, but mostly healthy.

 

[Thunderlips71]

To paraphrase Fred G. Sanford, we Iowans like our girls large, extra large, and gee-mo-nelly.

 

[desihawk]

wonder if it’s my predilection for everything costco talking but two thumbs up from me

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

Now here she takes bedazzling a little to far, imo ...

 

[torbee]

This is what I'm used to locally. Not quite as well fed, but mostly healthy.

We call those “taggers” up north.

You put a notch in their ear, throw ‘em back, and pick ‘em back up later after they’ve fattened up a bit.

 

[Finance85]

We call those “taggers” up north.

You put a notch in their ear, throw ‘em back, and pick ‘em back up later after they’ve fattened up a bit.

It's truly a sacrifice living in Florida.

 

[dirtypool]

Id hit it

 

[SalAunese]

Probably wouldn’t pull out.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I've done worse

 

[The Tradition]

That's a solid wood for me, dawg.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[runkpanole]

Absolutely

 

[JMNSHO]

Looks too much like the McCain woman.

 

[mnole03]

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[ping72]

Wait... Meryl Streep is the Hoff’s son?

 

[NDallasRuss]

 

[BubsFinn]

The Hoff's daughter, Hayley Hasselhoff, has become the first plus-size model to grace the cover of Playboy Germany.

On a side note, does anyone happen to know if this is the same daughter who once recorded a severely shitfaced Hoff trying to eat a cheeseburger in order to try to shame him into going to rehab?

That girl never watched someone eat a cheeseburger and didn't join in.

 

[TJ8869]

I've known you to say no maybe two or three times at most. You feelin' okay, brah?

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

This is what I'm used to locally. Not quite as well fed, but mostly healthy.

2, 6, 4, 1, 9, 3, 7, 8, 5

M24L

M1ers, like @JWolf74 molest collies and still have a model Knight Rider car in their basement.

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

I can appreciate an ample woman but prefer and married one pretty close to #1 in Finance’s post.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I've known you to say no maybe two or three times at most. You feelin' okay, brah?

I'm good. She's just not very attractive to me.

 

[JWolf74]

2, 6, 4, 1, 9, 3, 7, 8, 5

M24L

M1ers, like @JWolf74 molest collies and still have a model Knight Rider car in their basement.

I'm not old enough to have seen that show. Old guy.

 

[86Hawkeye]

Nein!

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I'm not old enough to have seen that show. Old guy.

You non-scientific M1ers understand that there is technology available that allows you to watch almost any TV series and movie ever made, even if they weren't made while you have been alive, right?

 

[JWolf74]

I can appreciate an ample woman but prefer and married one pretty close to #1 in Finance’s post.

Pic or you're lying

 

[JWolf74]

You non-scientific M1ers understand that there is technology available that allows you to watch almost any TV series and movie ever made, even if they weren't made while you have been alive, right?

But I've seen his "acting" in other things. Why would I seek out more? Night rider doesn't feature a single blonde gal in red swimsuit. Not one.